ryan
what am I doing in a group chat with Rilee Adyms?
                              swagger
we have a request and I'm too lazy to call her and go downstairs with you and sit down there on the phone with her and yeah
                              rilee
legit request
                              ryan
okay then what's the request
                              swagger
Rilee and I want to get her and Emily over here to surprise the hell out of the annoyingly happy couple
                              rilee
I have the funds to get us over, but if I flew us back, I'd be getting a lot less groceries. 
                              ryan
I'm guessing you want to know if I'll be willing to let you pay whatever the remaining cost to get them home is, Swagger?
                              swagger
please
                              rilee
please, he offered to ask you alone, but I wanted to clear it out, I don't expect you to do this, if you so choose to let us, it'd be wonderful. 
                              swagger
please
                              rilee
the cost of us going over is $685 per, and I can pay the going over trip. 
                              swagger
please
                              ryan
so the payment on my end would be $1370, correct?
                              rilee
yep. I can handle the other expenses, the tickets are just hella pricey for me right now. 
                              swagger
the benefits, Ryan, are a much happier Cam, a lot of cute pictures, marginally less Cam when he isn't needed, and honestly, I see no cons.
                              ryan
y'all could've just been like "yo we need $1370" and I would've said okay, you know that, right
                              rilee
but that's so anticlimactic 
                              swagger
and we're really dramatic people
                              ryan
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