Reality of Reality|goodguyfitz¹

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rilee
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rilee
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the fuck do you assholes want at seven in the morning????

swagger
it's

rilee
emily's

swagger
birthday

rilee
you

swagger
need

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y'all creepy.

rilee
to

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do

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stop it's blowing up my phone.

I already have a plan, as well.

rilee
oh okay

swagger
😢

rilee
what's the plan, cam

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I can't tell you haha

swagger
concerning. are any of us in on it?

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Toby is

rilee
why Toby?

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because he's the only one that won't freak the actual fuck out over what I wanna do.

swagger
what could be so freak-the-fuck-out-able that we, your loving and supportive friends, who brought the love of your life to Australia for you for a month, freak out about?

rilee
please don't fucking propose

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I am not going to propose.

rilee
oh ok

I don't really care what you do just don't impregnate her and don't propose to her. she's turning 20 she isn't ready for all that.

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I know, I'm waiting until she's at least 22-24 to make any bigger decisions than what I wanna do now.

Rilee, you can probably know, it kind of affects you.

swagger
hE's GoNnA aSk HeR tO mOvE iN wItH hIm

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dUdE

rilee
wait, really?

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yeah...

two months apart was really annoying for you guys, and if we were at least closer together, we could be happy.

and there's an apartment available in my complex, Rilee, if you wanna check it out.

rilee
he has a good point. it's only Toby Swagger and I that know now right

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yeah

no one tell emmy

swagger
wouldn't dream of it.