[ unknown + nour ]
unknown number
hellonour malek
new phone who disunknown number
rogernour malek
yeah real funnyunknown number
im being serious
it's roger
you know menour malek
prove itunknown number
nour malek
you could've just gotten that from onlineunknown number
that's a lot of work for an old mannour malek
what's your last nameunknown number
taylornour malek
middle name?unknown number
meddows
is this necessary?nour malek
yes
when's your birthday?unknown number
july 26, 1949nour malek
how many children do you haveunknown number
nournour malek
yes dad?
read 3:37 pm
ok sorry i just enjoy messing with you
i broke my phone last week when we went out so i had to buy a new one and none of my contacts were backed up for some reasonunknown number has been saved as daddy
daddy 👨🏻🦳
why are you like thisnour malek
why are you not like thisdaddy 👨🏻🦳
there are reasons i don't text you often
this is one of themnour malek
oh please you don't text anyone
you prefer phone calls
or talking face to face
i can see right through youdaddy 👨🏻🦳
what's the deal with you and lucy?nour malek
daddy 👨🏻🦳
ulterior motive sweetheart
since you can see right through me
what's up with the two of you?nour malek
"sweetheart"
skdjskdks
there's nothing going on between me and lucydaddy 👨🏻🦳
excuse my language but bullshitnour malek
ROGER
this is a family friendly phonedaddy 👨🏻🦳
nour sweetheart
just tell me the truthnour malek
call me sweetheart againdaddy 👨🏻🦳
nonour malek
yesdaddy 👨🏻🦳
nonour malek
rogerdaddy 👨🏻🦳
nonour malek
guess i won't tell you anything thendaddy 👨🏻🦳
fine
sweetheartnour malek
again one more time pleasedaddy 👨🏻🦳
nonour malek
pretty please with a cherry on topdaddy 👨🏻🦳
you're really pushing your luck sweetheartnour malek
okay fine ill spill
i really like her
i like her a lot actually
but lucy is straight and she only sees me as a friend and we'll never be anything more than just friends and it breaks my heart
i can't even begin to describe how this woman makes me feeldaddy 👨🏻🦳
has she ever explicitly told you that she was straight?nour malek
i mean
no
i guess notdaddy 👨🏻🦳
then you don't know anything
the only way you'll ever 100% know is if you talk to her and ask her about it
you have to say something kid
you won't get anywhere if you don't
she can't read mindsnour malek
i guess im just scared
we have such a good relationship right now and i really don't wanna ruin itdaddy 👨🏻🦳
if it's a good friendship then nothing can ruin it
ive seen the two of you together
she loves you
even if she isn't in love with you, she loves you and she wouldn't let something like this ruin what the two of you have going onnour malek
when did you become so philosophical?daddy 👨🏻🦳
i think im inheriting the mind of santa clausnour malek
you think santa is philosophical?daddy 👨🏻🦳
you don't?nour malek
no
i think he's rather scary tbh
watching children all year long?
sneaking into their houses and leaving them presents?daddy 👨🏻🦳
he's not realnour malek
what
yes he is
take that back right now♔
a/n
this is it
this is singlehandedly my most favorite chapter ive ever written
it's dumb and a mess and all over the place but still my favorite
i love roger so much