unknown number im being serious it's roger you know me
nour malek prove it
unknown number
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nour malek you could've just gotten that from online
unknown number that's a lot of work for an old man
nour malek what's your last name
unknown number taylor
nour malek middle name?
unknown number meddows is this necessary?
nour malek yes when's your birthday?
unknown number july 26, 1949
nour malek how many children do you have
unknown number nour
nour malek yes dad? read 3:37 pm ok sorry i just enjoy messing with you i broke my phone last week when we went out so i had to buy a new one and none of my contacts were backed up for some reason
unknown number has been saved as daddy
daddy 👨🏻🦳 why are you like this
nour malek why are you not like this
daddy 👨🏻🦳 there are reasons i don't text you often this is one of them
nour malek oh please you don't text anyone you prefer phone calls or talking face to face i can see right through you
daddy 👨🏻🦳 what's the deal with you and lucy?
nour malek
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daddy 👨🏻🦳 ulterior motive sweetheart since you can see right through me what's up with the two of you?
nour malek "sweetheart" skdjskdks there's nothing going on between me and lucy
daddy 👨🏻🦳 excuse my language but bullshit
nour malek ROGER this is a family friendly phone
daddy 👨🏻🦳 nour sweetheart just tell me the truth
nour malek call me sweetheart again
daddy 👨🏻🦳 no
nour malek yes
daddy 👨🏻🦳 no
nour malek roger
daddy 👨🏻🦳 no
nour malek guess i won't tell you anything then
daddy 👨🏻🦳 fine sweetheart
nour malek again one more time please
daddy 👨🏻🦳 no
nour malek pretty please with a cherry on top
daddy 👨🏻🦳 you're really pushing your luck sweetheart
nour malek okay fine ill spill i really like her i like her a lot actually but lucy is straight and she only sees me as a friend and we'll never be anything more than just friends and it breaks my heart i can't even begin to describe how this woman makes me feel
daddy 👨🏻🦳 has she ever explicitly told you that she was straight?
nour malek i mean no i guess not
daddy 👨🏻🦳 then you don't know anything the only way you'll ever 100% know is if you talk to her and ask her about it you have to say something kid you won't get anywhere if you don't she can't read minds
nour malek i guess im just scared we have such a good relationship right now and i really don't wanna ruin it
daddy 👨🏻🦳 if it's a good friendship then nothing can ruin it ive seen the two of you together she loves you even if she isn't in love with you, she loves you and she wouldn't let something like this ruin what the two of you have going on
nour malek when did you become so philosophical?
daddy 👨🏻🦳 i think im inheriting the mind of santa claus
nour malek you think santa is philosophical?
daddy 👨🏻🦳 you don't?
nour malek no i think he's rather scary tbh watching children all year long? sneaking into their houses and leaving them presents?
daddy 👨🏻🦳 he's not real
nour malek what yes he is take that back right now
♔
a/n
this is it
this is singlehandedly my most favorite chapter ive ever written
it's dumb and a mess and all over the place but still my favorite
