Surfer babe-McBusted

Truth or dare :)

After we all got back from shopping I said that they could come round my house, my aunt was away for the weekend, up in London and left me home alone.  "Hey guys do you want anything to drink?" I ask Danny and Lauren.

"You got any vodka, lets have some fun! Bring on the vodka shots baby!" Danny shouts over excitedly in his thick Bolton accent. Lauren and I exchange looks of dissaproval. Typical boy huh?

"Umm i might have some in the cupboard but do you really think thats a good idea?" I ask unsurely.

"Course! C'mon guys lets have some fun!" Danny says enthusiastically while pouring out loads of vodka shots.

Half an hour later and i am already tipsy, not disgustingly drunk or anything, just ridiculously giggly and silly overall.  We decide to play truth or dare, a game which i would never and i mean NEVER in a million years play if i was sober. Lauren and i get off fairly easy, we answer a few embarassing truths and i have to do a makeover with kitchen ingredients while Lauren gives us a masterclass on how to twerk, which because i am tipsy was absolutely hilarious to me. Danny on the other hand isn't so lucky. Cruelly, we dare him to dance in the elderly couple next doors garden completely naked.

" COMPLETELY NAKED?" Danny asks again in shock at what we just asked him to do.

"Yup" Lauren and I reply in unison.

" Can i have something to cover me ya-know what at least? I mean its winter and its gonna get chilly down there if you know what i mean and i-"

"TMI!", "Erm okay lemme think you can have one object of our choice" Lauren replies with a cheeky grin.

10 minutes later Danny has taken off all his clothes except a fluffy pink dressing gown that i lent him and we walk to the bottom of my garden where he can get into the neighbours garden, we decide we will be kind enough to join him as he does his dare so we all jump the fence.

"Right well i presume you ladies aren't going to be so kind as to let me keep the dressing gown on so what do i get to er cover my erHEM with?" Danny asks a little nervously.

"Close your eyes" I tell him and pull his hands together to give him the object, i place it in his hands.

"Open!" Lauren says

Danny looks down into his hands to find a garden gnome from the elderly couples garden in his hands. "Right-oh lets do this!" Danny says trying to sike himself up to get ready for the dare.

Danny throws pebbles at their bedroom window to get their attention and an angry looking Mr Roberts looks out of the window. Danny starts to imitate a stripper and smoothly and slowly removes the dressing gown. Lauren and I are already in fits of hysterics by this point. Mr Roberts is joined by Mrs Roberts now and they both look with a puzzled expression at this stripping guy in their garden. Danny picks up the gnome and drops his gown. Danny turns his bare butt to their window and starts failingly attempting to twerk and does various other dance moves. Mr Roberts look of confusion turns to disgust and anger, his wife looks stunned, her husband tries to cover her eyes but she bats his hands away, i think she is enjoying this slightly too much. Lauren and I are literally on the floor laughing.

Danny is still dancing with this garden gnome when Mr Roberts comes down the garden shouting angrily about 'youth these days' and us being 'too young for these shinnanigans' (A/N qouting one of my best friends harriet, its her catchphrase).

"Shit shit shit!" Danny shouts while trying to get over the fence as Mr Roberts angrily hits him with his walking stick. We help him over and run back into my house laughing our heads off.

Danny gets changed back into his clothes and we all watch back to the future on Danny's reccomendation and as we start feeling sleepy they both leave to their houses, Lauren leaves to hers and her parents while danny leaves to James' house.

A/N

This is a pretty rubbish chapter but i thought i'd add some humour. Sorry the updates are infrequent but im really busy with school work, i would really like some more of my lovely readers feedback, it will really motivate me to write more and improve so please do comment! Advice or compliments, either will be appreciated!