I'm Not Crazy || Taekook

Weekend Away

Jin came running into our dorm,

"We are ALL going" he stated as he slapped the flyer he had down in the middle of the table we were all sitting around.

'Camping Retreat Weekend! Patients are encouraged to join'

"Ugh, why? I was planning to sleep this weekend" Yoongi complained.

"You always plan on sleeping" Jin snapped.

"It's an amazing pass time" Yoongi mumbled.

"Camping isn't really my thing sweetie" Namjoon admits as he rubs Jins back soothingly. 

"I'm sorry, did I start that sentence with 'if it pleases your perfect prince asses?' no, I said 'we're all going' and I meant that. No ifs ands or buts. Got it?"

"Yes..." We all groaned at once

"Damn... Someone turned into mama Jin" Jimin whispered to me as I held in my laugh.

"Heard that Min," Jin said as Jimin hid his face in his shirt "Ok so, the bus arrives at 10 am tomorrow so, let's go to bed now, we have an early day ahead of us tomorrow"

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6:30 am

All of a sudden I hear whistleblowing which quickly wakes me up from my sleep.

"Wake up boys!!!" Jin shouts between whistles, "We gotta get ready for camping!!!"

"First, you deny me the ability to sleep all weekend, now you wake me up early?! What fresh hell is this?" Yoongi groans as Jin opens the curtains as a beam of light shoots into the room.

The boys and I all groan in unison as we cover our eyes.
 
  Not too long after, Hoseok and Jimin walk into our room, heads hanging low and eyes half-open. They looked like sleepy zombies. They throw themselves on the couch as Jin starts to talk,

"Ok, shower schedule... Me, Yoongi, Hoseok, Taehyung, Namjoon, Jungkook, then Jimin"

"Why am I always last?" Jimin questioned.

"Cuz you take the longest for everything... Now, everyone has 10 minutes to shower. When it's not your turn, you will be packing a bag with these things in it" Jin explained as he passed out everyone a list of things,

"3 tops, 3 bottoms, 3 underwears, PJs, toothbrush, toothpaste, soap, sunscreen, bug repellent, extra pair of shoes, water bottle, snacks and anything else you want" I read allowed.

"But remember, we're only allowed a backpack each so be efficient. Once everyone showers and is packed we'll discuss sleeping and travel arrangements"

"What is he? 'Road trip God'?" I ask Hoseok.

"He's the travel supervisor" Hoseok yawns.

"Although 'Road Trip God' does have a certain ring to it," Jin said, as he writes it down on the clipboard he was carrying.

"Darling, your ego is big enough already" Namjoon stated to Jin, "You don't need that title to make it bigger"

With that, Jin went to shower and everyone else started packing their bags using the list Jin gave them, plus a few extra things. Within an hour and ten minutes, we all had showered and had packed.

"Next order of business, seating on the bus. I reserved the middle 4 rows of the bus, 2 on each side. We'll have, Me and Namjoon, Yoongi and Jimin, Hoseok and Harmony and Jungkook and Taehyung" Jin informed.

"So basically couples," Tae said with his arms crossed.

"Yeah, it was the easiest system that wouldn't upset anyone so... Ok, next, sleeping... There is allowed a max of 4 people to a bunk so, in one tent we have me, Hoseok, Jimin and Jk and in tent two Namjoon, Yoongi and Taehyung"

"Well hang on a sec... Why don't we have couples in the tents?" Yoongi asked.

"Because I don't want to have to deal with anything sexual when we're all sleeping" Jin answered.

Finally, everyone that was going on the camping trip was called down to the lobby where everyone boarded the bus. We all sat in the seats that Jin assigned us. The drive was about an hour and a half and we couldn't really talk to each other without getting yelled at.

About 25 minutes into the drive, I got tired of looking out the window and turned over to Taehyung,

"Tae," I said as I rested my chin on his shoulder.

"I'm busy" He replied not even looking over at me.

"You're just looking at yourself through your phone camera,"

"Yup, that's what I'm busy doing,"

I shook my head in disbelief, "I'm bored Tata" I say in an almost baby voice.

"Tata? Is that my new nickname?" Tae asked, putting his phone down, finally looking at me and placing his hand on my thigh.

I smiled and nodded as he placed me on his lap. (The bus didn't have seatbelts) 

"So I'm your Tata and you're my Kookie" He stated brushing his nose against mine.

I giggled, wrapping my arms around his neck as he snaked his arms around my waist before we kissed.

"What could we do to pass some time?" I questioned sitting back down in my own seat.

"I'm not sure, there's honestly not much to do on this bus, though there is always the option to sleep"

"You sound just like Yoongi hyung"

We both let out little laughs,

"If I sleep, could I sleep on your shoulder?" I asked.

"Sure Kookie" He agreed while ruffling my hair.

I rested my head on his shoulder and just as I was drifting off, I felt his head rest on mine.