"You can get the new games only for a half bucks! Order now yours at 1-800-676-1234 or visit our website at www.freegames.info for more information. Or visit to a local reseller and preorder latest games for FREE! And first to get the new game when it's released, we're giving a new convertible PC for FREE! And if you're going early, we're giving 2 laptops for FREE! And if you're late, we're giving an broken laptop. CALL NOW!" -Announcer
"Loko-loko naman itong announcer! This is FAKELY BAD! Tapos, kapag late, sirang bagay ang ibibigay sayo!" -Paulo Castro
[SERIOUSLY OVER REACTING]
NO ONE CAN GET THIS NEW THINGS! DO U UNDERSTAND!?
Phone conversation after watching the infomercial about latest games!
[Calling 1-800-676-1234]
Computer: Thank you for calling FreeGames! Please select the language you want, if you want English, press number 1. Para sa Tagalog, ipress ang numerong 2.
Para español, presione 3. If you want other language, press 9.
[Pressing 3]
Computer: Gracias. ¿Sabía usted que las llamadas pueden ser grabadas para su evaluación y capacitación. Por favor espere hasta que el equipo se encuentra el representante vacante. El tiempo de espera es de 5 minutos o menos.
[Tanslation: Thank you. Did you know that your calls can be recorded for evaluation and training. Please wait until the computer finds the vacant representative. Your waiting time is 5 minutes or less.]
{5 minutes later until he reserved a new game called "Dance15"}
Phew!
[To Be Continued]
