Preferences - His Pet

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This is to hold you over till the next chapter.
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Altair: Box Turtle.

"Aw, come on, Altair! Out of all the things you got a turtle!"

"Her name is Squirtle."

"Altair, that's a Pokemon!"

"I know."

Arno: Striped-Knee Tarantula.

"Arno, what is that?!"

"That's Homme Araignée."

"What?!"

"Spider-Man."

"Oh. Okay then."

Ezio: Balinese Cat.

"Aww, she won't stop rubbing my face, (Y/n)! It's so cute!"

"Yeah, yeah, Ezio. Wait till I get a dog."

"WHAT?!"

Connor: German Shepard.

"Look, (Y/n), Wally found something!"

*digs up dead body*

"Oh...."

Haytham: Bengal Cat.

"Come on, Son, let's go."

"Um, why is your cat on a leash? Why does she have a dress on? Why is she named 'Son'?"

"Because I can."

"That sorts it out."

Edward: Green-Cheeked Parakeet.

"GET IN THE WATER, PATCHY!!!"

"Edward, why are you trying to drown your bird?"

"HE WON"T GO IN THE WATER!!!"

"..."

Shay: Irish Hare.

"Shay, I don't think it's a good idea to domesticate a wild rabbit..."

"But he's from my home!"

"Whatever, just don't kill it."

Jacob: Yellow-Necked Mouse.

"OMG, THERE'S A RAT IN THE HOUSE!!"

"Calm down, that's just Evie."

"Why Evie?"

"Because she's mean and always ruins my plans."

Desmond: Winter White Dwarf Hamster.

"He's so fluffy and small, Desmond!"

"Oh, he's fluffy alright."

"OUCH HE BIT ME!! TAKE HIM BACK TAKE HIM BACK!"

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When you're reading Spider-Man comics at 10:12, remembering when comics were a dollar when your parents were kids.

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