Sheriff Blubs: I'm a stone hearted sheriff and I'm the best police in town because of it. There is no room in my heart for any love than the love for my job.
Deputy Durland: *exists*
Sheriff Blubs: My heart belongs to Durland and nothing else, not even my job.
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Gravity Falls in a Nutshell
FanfictionHeadcannons and shitposts. Mostly canon. Please don't start a shipping war, I don't need that on my conscience. Updates daily-ish
