Ford: Billllllllllll
Bill: Whatttttt??
Ford: Where is my super-suit?!
Bill: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Ford: WHERE IS MY SUPER-SUIT
Bill: I uh- I put it away!
Ford: WHEREEEEE
Bill: Why do you need to know???
Ford: I NEED IT
Bill: UH UH
Bill: DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF AND DOING NO DARES
Bill: We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Ford: THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER
Bill: MY EVENING IS IN DANGER
Ford: YOU DUMBASS WOMAN
Ford: WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD
Bill: The greater good?
Bill: BOI I AM YOUR WIFE
Bill: I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET
And Ford never saved the day :)
Instead, he went out to dinner with his lovely wife, Bill Cipher.
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