Gravity Falls in a Nutshell

100

Okay for the last chapter since I didn't get enough questions for the Q and A I'm doing a *Drumroll please*

WEIRDMAGGEDON IN A NUTSHELL!!

Bill: HI!
Blendon: NANI *naruto runs away to get time baby*

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Bill: Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sense skin puppets!
Robbie: Don't forget emo, obsessive, dork, loser...
Bill:
Bill: Are- Are you okay?

BLEPPPPPPP

Bill: Wanna make a deal?
Dipper: no
Bill: Wanna make a deal?
Mabel: No
Preston Northwest: Wanna make a deal?
Bill: Unfortunately, your daughter is a cinnamon roll so no I think I'll rearrange your face instead

BLEPPPPPPPPPP

Ford: Okay, Dipper!
Ford: Good news or the bad news first?
Dipper: Bad news!
Ford: Bill has taken over the world as we know it
Dipper: What's the good news?
Ford: He's your boyfriend now go talk him out of it I'm sure it's just a phase

BLEPPPPPPPPP

Abuelita: I'm a mother fucking chair

BLEPPPPPPPPPPP

Gideon: I was over Mabel when she and Dipper kicked my ass
Gideon: But now that I'm free 
Gideon: Lil' Ten year old me will go back to being a stalker

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Ford: Oh no my gun broke
Dipper: lemme try
Dipper: *finger guns Bill*
Bill: *Ded*

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Bill: Sixer a statue
Bill:
Bill: It's kinda creepy he's just staring at me Pyronica hELP-

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Bill: Face it kid, you're useless
Dipper: *sniffles*
Bill: Wait what are you-
Dipper: *starts to cry*
Bill: wAIt-
The entire fandom: *finger guns Bill*
Bill: *ded*

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Bill: Teeth, 8-Ball, you can eat him
Bill: But not sexually
Bill: Because he's mine
Bill: Don't kill him
Bill:
Bill: love you Pinetree

BLEEPEPPEPEPE

Wendy: I'm hiding in a plant
Wendy:
Wendy: AH SHIT THAT'S POISON IVY

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Spin the person: *lands on Bill*
Pyronica: Bill truth or dare
Bill: What dare
Pyronica: kiss the cutest person in Weirdmaggedon
Bill: move I need to find Pinetree I'm GAy-

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Time Baby: *bang bang bang*
Time Baby: FBI OPEN UP

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Mabel: I guess you've wondered where I've been

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The snacc that smiles back
FUN DIP

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Bill: *about to kill Dipper*
Dipper: No Wait!
Dipper: I'm baby

MOVE IM GAY-

Multibear is baby

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Mabel: Pacifica, are you wearing a sack?
Pacifica: Even In a sack-
Pacifica: I-
Pacifica: You're still more beautiful than me

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Stan: Stay in the shack
Mabel and Dipper: *skips happily towards the Fearamid*

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Bill: I'm gonna monologue and reveal multiple things out loud for no apparent reason other than to tell the viewers about our past
Ford: wat-

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Bill: Undo the barrier
Ford: no
Bill: please?
Ford: no
Bill: please?
Ford: no
Bill: please?
Ford: no

This continues for the rest of time

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McGucket: now repeat after me
McGucket: SHI NEEEEEEEE DEKUUUUU
Soos: SHI NEEEEEEEEEEE DEKUUUUUUU

Hi i like anime

Transformers battle between the henchmaniacs and Shacktron goes down

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Henchmaniacs: *ded*
Bill: Why are you guys my friends again

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Bill: Perhaps torturing those kids will make you talk!
Ford: No- Not the kids!
Dipper: *sacrifices himself for Mabel's escape*
Bill: PINETREEEEE
Bill: *proceeds to tickle Dipper lightly like the good boyfriend he is*
*for dipper, however, this is torture*

Bitch I look like i'm fresh off the dumpster

Mabel: STAN HOLD HANDS WITH FORD
Dipper: WE NEED TO COMPLETE THE ZODIAC!!
Stan: What? no
Stan: That's incest
Ford:
Stan: not cool kids

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Bill: What-
Bill: IDK WHICH IS WHICH
Stan: I'm Ford
Ford: I'm Stan
Bill: *Confused demon noises*

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Bill: *get's transported to dying fandom heaven after being punched by stan*
Bill: where am I?
Bendy: hey
Bill: bendy? What are we doing here?
Bendy: welcome to dying fandom heaven
Fazbear and Friends: *proceed to leave the place*
Bill: where are they going?
Monika: Scott's making a new book series and completely rewriting the lore's storyline
Bendy: Monika you shouldn't even be here your game is getting a sequel
Monika: shut up it's been a couple years
Bill: Who else is here?
Steven: hi
Bill: What your fandom is far from dead
Steven: The epilogue series is almost done, I'm just interning here
Bill: oh
Bill:
Bill: this is it?
Bendy: yep
Monika: pretty much
Bill: sad life man

That's it.

I'm done. I'm tired. I sleep now.