Ford: *walks into the kitchen*
Stan, from the couch: oi, get me something to drink
Ford: what do you want?
Stan: something as dark and unforgiving as my humor
Ford: *hands Stan a glass of milk*
Stan: I feel insulted
Ford: you should
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Gravity Falls in a Nutshell
FanfictionHeadcannons and shitposts. Mostly canon. Please don't start a shipping war, I don't need that on my conscience. Updates daily-ish
