These are text messages btw :)
Jeff the Gnome: Hey! It's been a while
Jeff: Would you like to hang out tomorrow?
Mabel: Sorry, I can't, I have open heart surgery
Jeff: Okay, okay, it's cool. How about we just Skype afterward?
Mabel: Sorry, I'm deaf
Jeff: uh... just texting?
Mabel: I'm blind too.

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