Blubs: Did you kill this man?
Stan: Well, you see officer, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which is made from metal, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes, case closed.
Blubs:
Blubs: *pulls out handcuffs*

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