Gravity Falls in a Nutshell

99

Another ship chapter because I said so.

Don't @ me

Mabel: Dipper, next time do you think that you and Pacifica could go to her house instead?
Dipper:
Pacifica: Mabes... I wasn't with Dipper last night...
Mabel:
Bill: Are you implying that I moan like a girl?!

BLEPPPPPPPP

Pacifica: Oi, Candy, pass me the salt.
Candy: *Gets up from the table and walks to another booth*
Pacifica: Wtf are you doing the salt is right-
Candy: *comes back and puts Mabel on Pacifica's lap before giving her the salt*
Candy: There, now I got two things you want!

I'm so tired but I don't wanna sleep BLEEPPPPPPP

Bill: Ciphers, we have a problem!
Will: What?
Bill: Pinetree wears choo-choo train underwear!
Will:
Kill: Now how did you find that out?

I'm pansexual and those silver pans in the kitchen r looking good tonight BLEEPPP

Will: So, what's your type?
Mason: Blue eyes, kinda oblivious, good cook and baker, looks adorable in sweaters
Will: That kinda sounds like me...
Mason:
Will: I'm not a girl tho
Mason: Did I mention oblivious?
Will: yea
Mason: Okay making sure

Please support my ever-so-smol tumblr, you can find me GrimReaper275 (on tumblr, of course) BLEPPPPPPPPP

Grenda: Mabel, why are you only wearing a towel?
Mabel: Well.... heh.... I don't have any clothes!
Grenda: Sure you do! 
Grenda: *Checking closet* you've got dresses, sweaters, skirts, oh hi Paz! you've got oversized shirts-

I want oreos now BLEPPPPPPP

I love pacifica don't @ me at this one

Pacifica: I can't believe that bitch stole my boyfriend!
Mabel: Sorry Paz, I bet Candy didn't mean to!
Candy: What?
Pacifica: What- no- I'm not talking about Candy!
Mabel: Who could possibly steal Dipper from you?!
Bill: Yo

I love my babies even tho this fandom is almost dead BLEPPPPPPPPP

(Fight falls AU btw)

Mabel: Last night I met this guy who seemed to hate you a lot
Dipper: Describe him
Mabel: He was tall, bright red hair, kinda tan, weird red eyes, pointy chin?
Dipper: That would be my boyfriend, Kill Cipher

So fuck that little bitch cause I'm an Albatros BLEP

Pacifica: I hate Mabel! She's perfect at everything she does!
Bitch 1: I bet she's a bad kisser
Pacifica: No she's good at that too!
Bitch 1: What?
Pacifica: What?

This chapter is sponsored by little Grim (my sister) BLEPPP

Dipper: Fuck me if I'm wrong-
Bill: You're wrong

Say hi to Little Grim BLEPPPPPPPPPPPP

Pacifica: The way that Mabel won that mini-golf game was so unfair
Dipper: Why?? Is it because you always have to be at the top?!
Mabel: No, sometimes she bottoms

Mabcifica is so cute I want a relationship as dynamic as that and I have one so Idk why I'm complaining anyway BLEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP

*Pacifica is being held up against the wall by Mabel*
Pacifica: My father will hear about this!
Mabel: *kisses Paz*
Pacifica: My father.... will never hear about this...

And one more because I'm fucking tired BLEPPPPPP

Mabel: What's it like dating Bill?
Will: Well... one time I asked for a glass of water while he had just thrown a tantrum and was cooling off
Will: He gave me a bucket of ice and told me to wait.
Mabel:
Will: Then he gave me a kiss and used his fire to melt the ice

I'm tired.

Please submit questions for the Q and A next chapter.

Ask me anything boisssssssssss

Bye!