Dipper: Hey, do you need a ride tomorrow?
Bill: A ride on your d-
Dipper:
Bill: I mean yes, that'd be great.
*~~~~~Bleeppppppppp~~~~~*
Bill: fuck you
Dipper, quietly: I mean, do you want me to be the top or???
Bill:
Bill: I mean, sure...
*~~~~~Bleeppppppppp~~~~~*
Mabel: Hey Paz, is Bill a teacher?
Pacifica: No he isn't, why?
Mabel: Well, last night I heard Dipper yelling at the top of his lungs "Oh Bill, baby, that's right, teach me a lesson." Why would he need to teach Dips a lesson if he's not a professor?
Ford: *spits out drink*
(That was so uncomfortable to write that I had to have my friend write it for me ;-;)
*~~~~~Bleeppppppppp~~~~~*
Dipper: Nothing's gonna change, Cipher.
Bill: *kisses his head* yea
Dipper: We're still going to pretend we absolutely hate each other
Bill: *nips his ear* yup
Dipper: Just because we're exclusive to each other doesn't mean I'm gonna give you special treatment
Bill: *kisses his neck* of course
Dipper: you're gonna need to keep a 3-foot radius away from me at all times
Bill: *steps back* like this?
Dipper: The fuck? No! Get your ass back here and keep kissing me
Lol happy chapter 69 bros
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