this isn't a one shot but i'm feeling funny today so enjoy lol there's a lot of devin because this was originally a private note and those mostly consist of just.. devn tunswyck. also this has a lot of nasty language so be warned lol
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Therapist: And what do we do when we feel this way?
Devin: sleep.
Therapist: no.
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Karmo: I thought you didn't like being cuddled.
Devin: I don't
Karmo: You're a man of your will
Devin: I am
Karmo: not a pet
Devin: tread lightly
Karmo: Not a teddy bear
Devin: never call me that again
Karmo: So obviously you want me to get you out-
Devin, being half strangled by a sleeping Dawson: Wake him and I'll claw your fucking face off.
Karmo:
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Dawson: This is how I enter my house
Dawson: Sup fuckers!!
Devin: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE
Dawson: FUCK YOU THATS WHY
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Dawson: Father, there's a monster under my bed.
Dawson: It's the most hideous thing I've ever seen.
Devin, on the bottom bunk: Watch your fucking mouth.
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Kirat: High five!
Kirat/Dawson: [high five]
Kirat: [intertwines fingers]
Dawson: Wh-
Kirat: I'm in love with you, Dawson.
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Conor: So basically I was-
[door bursts open]
Devin: what the fuck is a starfish
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Dawson: Kirat, don't you ever want to talk about your feelings?
Kirat: no.
Devin: I do!
Dawson: I know, Devin.
Devin: I'm sad!
Dawson: I know, Devin.
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Conor, to the other three: Devin was so annoying.
Devin, running to Greenhaven:
Devin, climbing up to Conor's window: So I heard you were talking shit about me-
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Conor/Devin: [playing Minecraft]
Conor: hey devin hit me
Devin, hitting Conor: ??????
Conor's twenty seven dogs: [ruNNING]
Devin: N O.
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Dawson, perfectly balancing books on his head: i am princess. see? i put book.. more book...
Devin, sobbing: Something's wrong with my brother someone help please-
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Conor: Devin knows French! Right, Devin?
Devin: uh.
Devin: oui.
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Spirit Animals One-Shots
FanfictionA small collection of all the one shots I do for the book series, Spirit Animals. I won't take requests very often because I don't want to disappoint anyone if I don't ship what they're suggesting. (okay i changed my mind, please give me all you got...
