here's more stupid things because i don't feel like actually writing haha funny. laugh or u die. mostly devin stuff so if u don't like that then honestly drop the entire book lmaoo
Devin: Let's play 25 questions, you start.
Karmo: Uh, what's your favourite colour.
Devin: Triangle. Are you into boys.
Dawson, making cookies: Now squish them a little bit until they're about as small as my-
Devin, in the other room: DAWSON TRUNSWICK.
Conor: What are friends with benefits?
Rollan: Uhh.. a very special special type of friends..
Conor: Like us?
Rollan: [chokes]
Devin: When someone responds with "I beg your pardon?" assert your dominance by announcing, "Then beg."
Eric, sipping wine as his sons scream in the background: I drink to forget but I always remember..
Devin: My boyfriend is too tall to kiss him on the lips, what do I do?
Meilin: Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over, kiss him.
Conor: Tackle him.
Rollan: Dump him.
Abeke: Kick him in the shin.
Karmo: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Meilin: I think the glass is half empty.
Rollan: I think the glass is half full.
Meilin: I think you're full of shit.
Rollan: scooters or skateboards.
Worthy: rollerblades.
Rollan:
Rollan: well fuck u too.
Shane, to the Redcloaks: i hate all of u. i am never talking to u ever again.
Literally five minutes later
Shane, kissing all the Redcloaks on the forehead: Goodnight Stead, goodnight Worthy, goodnight Jolt, goodnight Talon, goodnight Howl, goodnight Shadow-
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Spirit Animals One-Shots
FanfictionA small collection of all the one shots I do for the book series, Spirit Animals. I won't take requests very often because I don't want to disappoint anyone if I don't ship what they're suggesting. (okay i changed my mind, please give me all you got...
