anissa ↴
i had nothing planned for today, zion was out with edwin doing who knows what, callista was with her uncle nick. so i decided to do a prank on zion since i havent posted on my youtube channel this week and i needed to post.
my prank idea was that im gonna make zion believe that i fell off the chair and i had lost my memory and i don't remember him. sounds very cynical and insane but HEY i need content.
i set up everything in the kitchen, i put my camera hidden between two bags of chips.
"okay so im gonna call zion and ask where his whereabouts are right now, and then right before i hang up im gonna knock this chair over, pretending i fell over and then ill be adding fake blood to the side of my head. then knowing zion he'll start to worry and he'll come home to check on me, and then ill pretend i dont know who he is. oh my god i sound so fucking psycho" i informed the camera
i went to go sit on the kitchen island and i dialed zions phone.
after two rings zion answers
ON THE PHONE
ANISSA
ZION
"hola mami"
"hey babe where are you right now?"
"im gonna go to chick fil a, you want the usual?"
"yes please"
"okay, did you need anything else?"
"no i was just wondering where you were"
"okay baby, ill be home soon"
"okay i'll-
i then knocked over the chair letting it hit the ground and i screamed loudly and banged my fist on the table making it seem like i hit my head in some way.
i stayed silent and put my phone on mute so zion would think that im passed out.
"baby. what happened? are you okay?"
"babe this shits not funny, are you okay?"
"im coming home right now."
with that zion hangs up the phone.
i squeezed the tube of fake blood onto the side of my head and on the floor
i waited 10 minutes and i layed down on the ground next to the chair and the pool of blood
i laid there for a good 15 minutes until i heard the door open.
"baby!" zion yells throughout the house
zion begind getting closer to the kitchen
"oh my god."
zion drops down next to me and starts to shake me.
"babe wake up, wake up"
he starts to gently slap my face trying to "gain back" my consciousness
i begin to open my eyes slowly and twist in turn.
"thank god" zion sighed in relief
zion grabs both of my hands and slowly lifts me to sit straight up.
"what happened baby?"
"i- i dont know... who are you?" i acted like i didnt know who he was
"oh my god youre bleeding hella, lets get you cleaned up" zion tries to pick me up but i refused and pushed him away
"i dont know you, dont touch me"
"what do you me- ooohhh i get it, its a prank, very funny mamas, get up"
"what? i dont know what youre talking about? who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
"baby you gotta be kidding, wheres the camera? hahaha very funny you got me"
"im serious who the fuck are you? and wheres gabby?"
"im- im your husband, zion, zion kuwonu? you're my wife and- and we have a kid together, callista? ya know your mini you."
"husband? i never got married... and i never had a kid, and who's callista?"
"baby no.... no no, come on you have to remember me please tell me you remember. this is a prank right? youre just kidding right?" zions eyes began watering
"im- im sorry but i dont know you, who are you?"
"baby please... im your husband, im zion, your best friend, your ride or die. youre my best friend, we met at a house party, and i fell in love with you the second we met, we've made so many memories, you cant just forget about them.. i love you, youre the love of my life. we have our whole life left together.... it cant end now..." zion began sobbing
thats when i started to feel really really guilty.
"i have a question...."
zions attention diverts back to me while he rubs his eyes
"did you ever get the chick fil a"
zions body relaxes and his facial expression switched very quickly.
"anissa thats not funny."
i went to the bag of chips and picked up the camera
"ha ha ha i gotchu baby" i say as i pointed the camera on zion
"that was not funny. i got all soft for nothin man.
"awh babys mad at me"
i look at zion and he has a mad expression on his face.
"but anywho if you guys enjoyed todays video give this a thumbs up for zions endless love for me and subscribe if you havent already so you can keep watching my mans put up with all my bullshit"
"hi babe!" i change the subject
"your waffle fry privileges have been provoked"
