zion ↴
"hey yall its ya girl anissa- nah im playin its ya boy zion, ive said it before imma say it again stop trynna dm my wife.... but i aint on here to lecture yall on why yall shouldnt dm my wife, so as yall know two weeks ago Nissa thought it was SOOO funny to prank me, lets see if she finds it funny when i prank her today. right now anissa has a photoshoot session she had to do so shes basically working, later on when she come homes im gonna prank her by telling her that we're getting a divorce and im moving out. yes, i know this is sooo fucked up but she got me lookin all soft on camera two weeks ago. but yaaaa boy thats my idea, im gonna wait until she gets home but for right now imma lay out a suitcase and all my clothes then set up this camera"
i place the camera behind our lamp on our nightstand and i then i begin pretending to pack my things.
10 minutes later, anissa walks into the house.
"hey babe" she walks into the room
"hey."
"where you going?" she hugs me from behind as she watched my every move.
awh fuck thats when i start to get weak, i couldnt do this to her but i just had to so tried my hardest to continue with the prank
"im leaving" i dryly respond
she releases her grasp on my body
"to where?"
"i just need space."
"space? why do you need space?... did i do something wrong? is it cause of the prank i did on you last week" anissa chuckles lightly
"this shits not funny, i just need space" i snap at her while continuing to pack my things
i felt soo bad for snapping at her but it had to be done
"alright then..." she then walks into our bathroom and grabs my tootbrush and all my necessities and throws them onto my suitcases
she then walks over to our walk in closet and grabs a duffle bag and throws it next to my suitcase that i was packing.
"what are you doing?" i ask out of pure confusion
"im going with you." she vaguely says
she grabs her bras, underwear and clothes and starts shoving them into a duffle bag
"why would you do that?... im fucking leaving"
"ya me too." she continues to grab clothes and some of callistas clothing and starts packing more of our things
"so where are we going? we're coming with you."
"no youre not." i retaliate
"yea we are" she casually replies
anissa leaves for a minute and comes back with callista.
anissa then sits down next to me and starts questioning me
"where are you even going?"
*silence*
"huh?"
"where is that you think youre going?"
i still continue to gather all my things
"im leaving."
"can you just stop for one fucking second and just talk to me?!" she's annoyed now oh shit
"im leaving. i need my space, i miss doing things on my own or with my friends"
"yea right." anissa scoffs obviously annoyed
anissa gets up and picks up the duffle bag she packed
"come on baby lets go" anissa waves callista to come to her
"where are we going mama?"
"where daddys going"
"No im going alone!" i snap one more time
"no we're coming with you"
i look at her facial expression and i could tell she was serious. i couldnt continue with this prank any longer so i just gave up and laughed
"its a prank huh?"
i nod while still laughing
"i saw the camera idiot" anissa rolled her eyes
i went to the other side of the bed to pick up the camera
"okay yall i think that worked out kinda as planned, shes a loyal ass wife man, she packed up all our shit and was about to leave!!! but anywho if yall liked this prank give this shit a thumbs up and subscribe to my babys channel! byee"
i turn off the camera and turn to face anissa with a big smile on my face
she was still standing in the same position with a blank expression on her face
"fucking idiot" she then leaves the room