I'm Yours~Eddsworld X Reader (CURRENTLY EDITING)

Chapter 32: Jesus freaking Christ.

Your POV:

Today, Tom and I went to the beach and got black raspberry and chocolate ice cream from the first beach day we ever had... then we ate at this cool restaurant in downtown... it had Boba Tea and waffles... confusing but delicious. 

I put on a thin, white tank top and spandex shorts. I didn't feel like sleeping in a bra... It hurts the next morning. I slid under the covers and pulled the blanket over my shoulders, making it almost cover my face. They smelt like Matt's perfume... Honey and lavender. And don't ask how I know that... -///-

I took off my ring and set it down on my bedside table. You don't wanna be loosing that, Y/N. Then, I saw Tom crawl in bed with a cat shirt and checkered boxers. He looked like an actual cat but idk why.

"Goodnight, princes-"

"Rule 1 of Marriage, don't call me that."

"Why not?~" He smirked at me and glided his hand across my curves.

"Because... only Tord calls me that." He frowned and pulled me closer to him.

"Not anymore, wifey." 

"Yeah, I don't like that one either." He giggled and digged his face into my neck. His breathing made me fall asleep slowly... into my soft dreams.

Matt's POV:

*3:47 a.m

I fell asleep on the couch, with Tord's head in my lap and Edd's face dug into my neck. God, my friends are children. I love it so much!

I reached to tap Tord's shoulder so that he would wake up, and I heard a low growl. He then slowly turned his face to look at me, and he smiled lightly and closed his eyes again. 

"Uggghhhhh, Tord get off. We need to go to bed."

No response. Ehh, i'm already pretty comfortable. I'll just sleep here with my babies... I wish Tom was here to complete our group of child men. It would be so much better.

Next morning:

I felt someone breathing on my neck, sending a small shiver down my spine. It was kinda like... non friendly type of way though. I opened my eyes, and Edd's lips were basically against my neck, oh god. And Tord face is REALLY close to my crotch and it's making me feel uncomfortable... hot breath on your crotch by a tall sexy man should make you uncomfortable right?

I noticed Edd's eyes slowly open, and he leaned away from my neck.

"Sorry Matt"

He just got up and went along with his day. What the hell?! He didn't realize the fact that he was just doing... that. Or Tord being relatively close to my crotch area at all? Did he not have any cola yesterday or something?

I tapped Tord's shoulder again, and he opened his eyes. His eyes widened and he sprung up quickly and rubbed the back of his neck.

"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I thought I was in my room... but I guess not."

I smiled, and he walked into the kitchen to say hi to Edd.

God, that was so weird.