Black-and-white - life is beautiful (Translation)

5. Dead fathers annoy longer

By the weekend, Harry had already had more patients than at year-end exams. According to Poppy, it was because the students wanted to see how Harry massaged the Headmaster.
Of course, this news had spread in no time in the castle. Peeves just could not hold his translucent mouth. And as he found out, nobody wanted to know that exactly. In any case, the whole castle knew about the treatment and the decoration and everyone now wanted to see the old man's tattoo. That's why the "accidents" in the classroom piled up enormously.
Of course not with Severus or Minerva, the students were curious, not tired of life.

"Maybe you should take a photo of your shoulder and hang a poster of it in the great hall, then finally peace would be here. Today there was even a student who had a pen in mind. "
"Do not bring him to stupid thoughts. Since he's on a sugar diet, I would love to turn my skinny husband's neck around sometimes. An enlarged picture of his back view is the last thing I need. "
Harry laughed as he heard the nagging of Nicolas.
"That was foreseeable."
"Oh, why?" Albus growled indignantly.
"Because your body is resisting sugar deprivation. They were very dependent for a long time, it's only natural that their behavior has changed now, but that will be better too. Promised."
"The way you say that, it sounds like I was a drug addict."
"I'm sorry to say it, but that's how it was and is. Just because a substance is not illegal does not mean that you can not become dependent on it. Ask Sev, he is convinced that my books are drugs for me. "
That made the two men laugh, of course. But not for long.
"What are you doing?" Albus yelped.
"Fight your knots. Merlin, the Death Eaters were nothing as stubborn as these things. what did you do to get hardened like that? "
"I do not know, but I had no idea that you could get it on your butt."
"You can get them anywhere," Harry grumbled.
Nic laughed when he saw his husband like that. but of course he wanted to help Albus.
"Maybe you should pull his pants down, then it's easier," he suggested with a grin.
Harry looked at him piercingly.
"They just want me to see his tattoo."
"It's true, as I said, I have the same thing, in this very place."
"You just want to embarrass me. Why on earth do you have to handle your ass with needles? Um, tell me that you magically did that. "
"I'm afraid, I'll have to disappoint you. We've done it all in a Muggle way, "Albus added.
"Well, all right, then you two have something to laugh about again. They are really weird, "smiled the budding healer.
"Yes, and we enjoy it," the alchemist agreed.

Harry did not mind removing the director's underpants, so it was really easier. He had not done it so far so as not to embarrass his patient, but that did not seem to matter.
"I can not believe it. Please do not. with all wands, why this cliche? "the young man whined.
Albus turned his head and grinned happily at Harry.
"At the time we thought it was a good idea. And now we have gotten used to it. It's a part of us. "
"Others wear wedding rings," Harry muttered as he looked at the silly heart.
Nic snorted.
"We wear them too, but we wanted to do something that shows our feelings."
"And there was nothing better for you than to have a heart stung on your butt?"
"If you say that, it sounds so unromantic," Albus grumbled.
"I did not want that, just trying to imagine the face of the tattoo artist."
And again the old men broke out in salmon salvos. Apparently, this memory was always a cause for amusement.
"He said he clearly would not earn enough for that," Albus chuckled.
"Hey, he was allowed to work the butt of the most powerful wizard in the world with a needle if that's not an award. Besides, we paid him a good tip, "chuckled the alchemist.

harry continued working on the headmaster's tense butt then frowned.
"How did you manage that this was not publicized? I mean: The great Albus Dumbledore gets his heart banged on the buttocks. the newspapers would have left with a front page like hotcakes. And where we are right now. It never came out that you are both married, even your names were never mentioned. Did you help with a spell? "
albus shook his head, but only after he had cursed Harry's hands, they had just found a very mean spot.
"Damn, my ass can not be so tight. And do not say anything, wrong. "
"Who?" Harry and Nicolas wanted to know at the same time.
"Both," the Headmaster grumbled. "To come back to your question, we did not have to speak a spell that was already active."
"As the?"
"To prevent just such things as you have listed them, wizards doing such a business must speak a secret of secrecy. and not only on themselves and the locations in which they run their business but also at the trade office. These spells are also checked again and again. "
"A tattoo artist has to cast such a spell to do his business? Is even logical somewhere. Who else? "Harry asked curiously.
"Well, for example, hotels. They can not run with every famous guest to the next newspaper. Unless the one wants that. And of course people who run the oldest of all trades, "said Nic.
"Brothels?"
"Not only that, every single prostitute also has to carry such a magic. You know the witches and wizards, they crave for every little scandal. Since such a protection is almost mandatory. or what do you think, why no one has ever been in the papers for such things? For example, I can say with certainty that some well-known politicians I've known in the past have visited such establishments all the time. And certainly not always the noble brothel. you do not believe where they've been hanging around. "
"How do you know that? I hope you did not follow them? "This idea alone caused goose bumps in Harry.
"Of course not, what do you think I am?" Albus huffed indignantly.