Black-and-white - life is beautiful (Translation)

32. Reason, hormones and magic

"Remus, are you as hungry as me? We did not eat anything with the centaurs and slowly our dwarf gets an appetite, "the young vampire-serpian pointed at the shell-snail.
The werewolf looked up at Harry and nodded.
-I'm in the mood for a big juicy leg of lamb with honey. And then black pudding * with maple syrup, the wolf swarmed before his husband.
"Irgs, that's just the hormones, otherwise I can not explain it. It's amazing what you all like when you're pregnant. Lucky the house elves are such good cooks, I would never ever be able to fulfill your culinary desires as you imagine them, "the minister replied.
Remus made an amused sound.
"Sev always looks very unhappy when he watches me eating. no wonder what I find so delicious, "Harry said.
"And, what exactly do you want to do?" Luna wanted to know.
"That's easy, on biscuits with mayonnaise. A bread with jam, eggs and anchovy paste. And for dessert, huh, maybe ice cream with a spicy sauce? or no, even better, with wasabi and fish skin. "
Harry was already running the word in his mouth while the others tried not to visualize this combination too clearly. Only Luna was an exception.
"I hope I eat such fun things when I'm pregnant," she giggled.
"Everything that makes you happy," whimpered Fred.

Albus had his eyes fixed on Severus, who was still a Peryton, and now had to laugh softly as well. even as an animal, the teacher looked like he was sick.
"Then I wish you both a good appetite, in the meantime I will make sure that my hair disappears. Oh, Harry, does my beard have to go? "
With the desperate look the headmaster was giving him, the vampire adviser had already felt pity again, and that was so bad that almost tears came to his eyes.
'Damned hormones, that's not normal.'
"No, it can stay tuned, only you should trim it, you have split ends."
"I've been telling him for weeks, and even the hair on his head could use a hairdresser," agreed Nicolas immediately.
"You know how much I hate those bald sliders," Albus grumbled.
"We'll find one who does not want to miss a short hairstyle again," Nic promised.
"Because of, wants' he has done it. Can you imagine how stupid I look with a page cut? I'll tell you, VERY! "
The whole group almost laughed with laughter. However, they had to agree with the director, with such a hairstyle he would look absolutely stupid.
"And he just took the beard and cut it to the chin," grumbled the old man.
"Who wanted to take revenge on you?" Filch said with interest.
"Nobody, I just got a Muggle who thought he understood something about his job."
"This was the first and only time I ever saw Al cast a Muggle," said Nic.
"I just made sure he retrained for a job he had talent for. Another would have turned his neck. especially if it was a non-magician, they can not just take a potion that makes their hair grow. "
Again, everyone agreed, with a crazy haircut a hairdresser could make a lot of enemies. Harry could sing a song about it, his aunt had always massacred his hair, luckily his magic had intervened again and again.
In this agreement the ways of the group parted.

Of course, Harry made nails with his head and called immediately after Winky when they were in the apartment to Winky to order his food from her. The house elves nodded enthusiastically, house elves loved all pregnant women, because they had the most and most unusual wishes. And that meant a lot of work.
Not five minutes later, the food was in front of Harry and Severus. Of course, the Potions Master got "normal" food.
"Meal," Harry wished.
"I wish you too," it came a little green from Severus.
"Sev, if you're disgusted, you do not have to watch me," Harry grinned.
"By no means, afterwards you are only angry because I do just that."
"What ?!" Harry snapped.
"Well, what did I say? Kitten, I'm not blaming you for your hormones and magic, you know, you do not do it on purpose. but I still do not feel like arguing. This is not only troublesome for you, it also costs me strength. "

On Harry's shaking lower lip Severus realized that he had said exactly the wrong thing. usually the teacher knew what he could and should say when, but sometimes his intuition left him. Just as now the locks opened.

"I'm exhausting!" Howled the pregnant woman.
"Please how?" With such a statement, the man really would not have expected, rather with reproaches.
"You are so sweet and I make you so grief. I do not want that at all. At the moment, Poppy can only let me in touch with the younger kids and I never lose patience. but anything over fourteen is mercilessly mocked, moaned or slain, "Harry explained, and continued to howl into his ice.
Severus jumped up from his chair and knelt on the ground in front of the vampire killer. He gently took his hand in his and brushed away the tears with the other.
"Kitten, do not get ready, you can not help it. Our offspring needs a lot of magic and then the pregnancy hormones come along. it's only natural that you are completely overwhelmed. Nobody blames you for that. "
"But me, my reason sometimes turns off. It even happens that I know well how idiotic I behave but still can not do anything about it. and then I often do not like myself either. Poppy once said to me that many women would go that way during their period. "
Severus raised an eyebrow in surprise.
"Indeed?"
"Yes, can you imagine that? Once a month they go through this hell for DAYS. and then they often have pain too. "
"Merlin, how do they manage that? I can not remember Poppy ever asked me to brew a potion for excess hormones. "
"No, but a lot of painkillers. you can not imagine how many of us consume it a week. In such a big school, somebody always has the days. "
"And I always thought you needed her for sports injuries," Severus admitted.
The teacher was very different at this opening. now he could understand the behavior of some of his students.
"Why not potions for hormones?" He still wanted to know.
Harry chuckled, then the explorer spoke again from his husband.
that this with his curiosity had managed to distract the Vampire Kater from his grief neither of them had noticed.
"Because they do not work, or rather, they would mess things up. Such drinks may only be taken by the women if they have been pregnant before. Doing so earlier can have catastrophic effects on the body. And once you can guess who is to blame. "
"Do not say the magic?" Severus sighed.
"Oh but. she is our friend but we must not forget that she is also a living being. That's why the name 'who.' "
"I get a headache and I am very happy to be a man", so he got up from the floor to continue eating.

"By the way, I did not mention what I still want. I did not want to mention the biggest treat in front of the others, "Harry announced after the meal.
"Let me hear then."
The cat's eyes glittered and his fangs lengthened.
severus chuckled, placing the mussel snail he'd just been petting on the coffee table and leaning back. Inviting he presented his neck.
"Help yourself," he breathed.
Of course, the jailer did not have to say that twice. Immediately the young healer lunged at his husband.
With relish, he licked the tender skin around his neck, letting Severus out a hoarse sigh.
"I love these erotic sounds," Harry announced.
"Keep it up and you'll get a lot more of it."
"This is hopefully a promise?"
The teacher nodded.
"By the way, do you know how we can get rid of your excess energy?" The black-eyed man asked before his husband could bite him.
He broke away grumbling from the tempting streak.
"Can not we clarify that later? I am well aware that we can reinforce the shields of the school. Only I do not want to think about that right now, "he said.
Severus raised an eyebrow.
"To be honest, I did not think about that. I talked much more of sex. energy is also released, even magical. "
Harry tilted his head and thought.
"Tell me that, then let me bite and flatten you."
The elder laughed darkly at this choice of words.
"Gladly, my vein is yours," Severus offered.
"Not only will I nibble on your tempting neck today," Harry predicted, clinging meaningfully between his legs.
He had only the opportunity to groan hoarsely before he already felt like he was bitten.

severus enjoyed it as his husband did to him amicably. It was so incredibly erotic to know that your own man was strengthening himself. He could not wait for Harry to tamper with the vein in his groin. Alone at the show he became hard. yes, today it would get hot and he would make sure it stays that way in the next few months. In this way, Harry was able to reduce his energy and they also had their fun with it.
he could not think any more, he was overwhelmed by the feelings that his companion was causing in him. And already he could not hold back any more and now greedily grabbed his husband. As always, the buttons flew through the room.
severus would make sure that both of them could enjoy this pregnancy and so he started doing it right away .