Black-and-white - life is beautiful (Translation)

4. Cheeky old men

"I do not think that's funny at all", mumbled the headmaster.
"Albus, you heard what your healer said. No sweets, "his husband reminded him.
"But I did not know that was true of the dessert," the old man complained, glaring at his former student.
'Can I threaten him with detention?' The man mused.
"I'm sorry, Director, but this is about your health. I know no mercy. But if it is easier for you. You can eat fruit, but only in moderation, "Harry tried to calm the man.
Albus just grunted something in his beard and then continued eating.
"Was the investigation really that bad?" Severus wanted to know about his husband.
"Yes, that was her," the director motzen heard.
Harry did not say anything. He was a healer and adhered to his secrecy.
"You really did not tell him anything? not even the tattoo? "Nicolas asked amused.
"Of course not, I'm a healer," Harry indignant.

However, the other teachers were very curious about the old couple.
"Which tattoo?" Minerva wanted to know.
"I do not believe it, he really did not say anything," Nic laughed.
"But I'm sure he complained to Severus about having to investigate us before," smiled the director.
Harry choked on his fish and Severus almost spat his water across the table.
"How do you know that?" He gasped.
"Because it's only natural. severus, your husband had to examine two ancient sorcerers for the first time. He only saw us wearing boxer shorts. Of course he was nervous. And that's why he probably combated his nervousness with gallows humor. "
Harry had grown smaller and smaller at the words of the old headmaster.
"Sorry, that was not very professional," he whimpered.
Nicolas laughed out loud.
"Oh, what do you think, you would be the first ones who tried to calm down in this way? What do you think about how it was at the French court then? I could tell you stories. You can be glad that it's no longer smart to be dirty these days and use your stench to put a pile of garbage away yourself. "
"Thanks for the pictures," Sprout muttered.
"I also thought it was funny to see how Harry tried to get the treatment over with confidence. And where we have always tried to embarrass him with our bed stories. You did it well, "the director chuckled.
the Vampirkater stared at the two old men with stunned expression.
"That was intentional? Do you have any idea how hard it was to focus on my work while you asked me if you would continue in the bath ... well, you know? I will not go into detail now. "
Albus and Nicolas burst out laughing. Especially when they saw that red face of the young healer.
"I do not trust anyone over fifty anymore," Harry announced.
Of course, this caused another merriment of the men and surprisingly, Harry fell into the laughter after a few seconds.
"Gorgeous, I love being beaten with my own weapons," the young man chuckled, clapping his hands with the couple.
"Oh, did that make you in love with Severus?" Nic asked.

The teachers and Poppy just stared at the cackling men.
"Severus, is that right?"
"What, that's why he fell in love with me?" Hagrid wanted to know.
"No, what your husband just said. Does he really love that? "
"Yes, he likes it when someone is quick-witted, or even has a little nasty plan to take revenge. Then it makes it all the more fun to pay back the same with the same coin. "
"You mean, it does not bother him that the two kids' heads have pulled off such a show here to shut your cute man's mouth?" Sinistra wanted to know.
"Can one say so, I see in it the play instinct of the cats. Minerva did that more often in the past. "
"What have I?", The woman wanted to know poisonous of her young colleague.
"Oh, come on, when it comes to Quidditch, then you try for years to provoke me, where it is possible. The best example was that you included Harry in his first year in the team. you knew how much that would go against my life. "
"The boy really deserves it, he was gorgeous on the broom. And that on his very first flight, I could not help it. "
"What I would have earned then would have been a detention. Madame Hooch has expressly forbidden us to go unattended in the air. But Draco and I had to argue, of course, like the champions and ignore all prohibitions. "
"Insight comes late, my dear man. you should have had that earlier, "Severus said.
"Oh, you're just upset because he made your snakes look old," Minerva teased.
"Fortunately, he does not play anymore, otherwise my students would have bad cards."
"Ours too," agreed the other tutors.