Black-and-white - life is beautiful (Translation)

54. Pregnant, pregnant, pregnant Part 1

Frowning, Harry leaned back in his desk chair and read the result of Hermione's examination.
"What's happening? Dude, if you do not come out with the language right away, I'll go crazy. which is not right with Hermione. "
"Ron, calm down."
"Mine, how am I supposed to calm down when Harry makes such a face? He even has the famous Snape forehead wrinkle, that can not mean anything good. I knew it, I should not have allowed you to continue working that does not only harm you but also the child. From today you will stay at home and let you operate from the front and back. Either from Mum or her gnomes. Even better, I hire a few house-elves, they will earn a lot, have plenty of free time, wear clothes and never lose sight of each other during work. "
"May I go to the shit house alone ?!Hermione snapped and wanted to slap her husband.
"No swear words next to the kids," Harry warned, pointing to his daughters, who were sitting on their blankets on the floor, fortunately concentrating fully on Yuki and Shiba.
"Sorry, but this guy is driving me crazy. He has more stupid ideas about how he can 'make life easier' for me than freckles on his face. And who has to pay for it? I."
"Hey, I just want you to get over everything, you need rest."
"Yes, rest, but you're exaggerating, Blitzinfo, I'm pregnant, not dead!"
"And I'll make sure it stays that way. I'll ring Mum on the spot, she'll agree with me. "
"It will last you a long time," Harry said dryly.
"Not when I'm faster," Hermione snapped, taking the ring away from Ron.
"Give it to me again, I have no desire to go out and use the fireplace, for that I would have to leave you alone and this is by no means possible."
"Aaahhhh! Where is the next hammer? I'll break his skull! "
Torn by the loud shouting from their play, Laura and Rika raised their heads in fright, but when they saw that it was only Hermione and Ron who were once again in their hair, they turned back to the animals. not even her cat ears twitched, a clear indication of how well they already knew such situations. Something that made Harry smile, but then he focused again on his friends, where he still did not know exactly who of the two was actually his patient. At the moment, he tended to Ron, because if he continued like that, Hermione hit him hospitalized.

"Now at least I realize why the test result looks like it looks like."
The healer's dry words finally earned him the undivided attention of the two warriors.
"Harry, what's up, do we have to prepare for something bad? What about Hermione? Come on, say it or I'll go through it. "
"Congratulations Hermione, you have married a physical miracle, Ron is the personified Perpetuum Mobile."
Hermione snorted while the redhead next to her once again understood only the station.
"Just tell him what you found, before my godsling is still in a glass sarcophagus and let me guard by a female dragon."
"Do not bring him ideas, but I can reassure you, it is certainly not the end of the world. Mine, you just have too many stress hormones in your blood and after this monkey dance Ron performs here, I also know where they come from. and I thought it was because you were working too much. "
Immediately, the young woman shook her head decisively.
"In no case, I know what effort can mean for a pregnant woman and her child. I have kept your details exactly, even as far as nutrition is concerned. Although I'm really happy when I finally can take coffee, fresh bread and citrus fruits. "
"You'll have to do without it for a long time, even during breastfeeding, you must not take these things under any circumstances," Harry reminded the young woman.
"I know," she sighed.
"Hello, can we come back to the real problem? hermine has too much stress hormone, how do we get it under control? "
"Merlin help, how can such a good strategist be so obtuse? Do I really have to take over thinking in our marriage? "
"Huh?"
"Ron, mine just has so much stress because you do not give her a quiet minute. not the work is the problem but you yourself. With your constant panic you do not help your wife, on the contrary you only make it worse. Come back down, Hermione is fine, she is completely healthy and even the little one is fine.!
"As Molly said, fathers always go crazy with the first child."
"Can I just confirm, it is even worse if both parents are men," grinned the Vampirkater.
Ron had become smaller and smaller at the explanation and his face bit his hair now.
"I just want everything to work out fine. I love my wife and my child just the idea that something could happen makes me hardly sleep anymore. All the time I am all-alert, "confessed the young man.
"Hm, then I should investigate you again. what does it bring if the mother is okay but the father collapses? And then you'll sit down with your parents again and let them tell you how it was with their first child. "
This time Ron shook his head.
"By no means, her first child was Percy and we are all very bad at the moment."
"Again true. Then ask Bill and Fleur, or Narcissa and Lucius. "
"I do not think they would be very happy if they had to talk about Draco. they still love him but they still suffer from the whole situation, "Hermione reminded him.
"I thought more of the pregnancy with the triplets. Believe me, the good woman can tell you a lot about hysterical husbands. and while you're at it, join Rolo's parents, Hestia and our dog-and-wolf team. They have already gone through all this and have a wealth of experience. The important thing is that you come down Ron. You do mine no favor with your overprotection. Hermione will be perfectly fine again and your child will not need a cure for burn out right after birth. What else, Mine, do you have something to tell me about your eating habits? "
Now the young woman became red and Ron pale.
"What?" Whimpered already.
"Turn the panic tap back on, it's not bad, it's funny," Harry grinned.
"How the hell did you find out?" Hermione revolted.
"Is not it nice to be a magician? we have quite different possibilities than the non-magicians, "was all that came from the healer.
Hermione pouted, then flared up again:
"So what? Then I have funny cravings, as if you and Remus had been different, "snorted the woman.
"But we did not suddenly crave Hagrid's biscuits. As with all gods you bring down the? And what do your parents say about that? As far as I know, they have been allergic to these things in our school days. "
"They have been allergic to a lot. As a child of dentists, it's really not easy. "
"Can I imagine and will you tell me now how you manage to make these things edible?"
"Hermione Mum soaks her in hot milk with honey, no idea how but apparently these stone fingers soften. but they do not taste like it afterwards. "
"They do not taste you," Hermione pointed out.
"Well, no one else but you, Hagrid and the goblins will bring that stuff down," Ron curtailed.
Harry shook his head, yes, being pregnant was really an adventure.

"Was that all or is there anything else?" Hermione changed the subject.
"What are the mood swings?"
"Do not ask," Ron wailed.
"Your fault," Hermione shot back.
"Yes, I remember that too well. Watch out for your magic only. if you produce too much of it, then just put it in the school's shields. "
"Will I do anything else?"
"Just one more thing, you should not eat any vegetables that come from Molly's cultivation. It has been alright so far, but you are now in the sixth month and it's not good anymore. especially because I do not know if you will become pregnant twice. "
"What ?!", it came from his friends.
"Do not look at me, this vegetable, or better the soil, has very special properties. in tests with rats, for which I have already made the twins and Dimitrius round by the way, showed that one should not eat these foods during pregnancy from a certain point in time. The animals became pregnant again, but their boys were delayed. I do not want to imagine what a stress this was for the poor creatures. "
"Why eat the vegetables when you're pregnant anyway?" Hermione mused.
"True, then you have finally achieved his goal."
"Oh, then you are not so shaken by the result of the test?"
The expectant parents shook their heads.
"Well, then that's done, I'm glad."
"Will the twins publish the results?" Ron asked.
"Of course, everything else would be negligent."
"Good, then we would have done that, next question. How long can I still work? "
"As long as you sit at the desk and do not get in touch with too many spells, it's no problem to work until the ninth month. but I would still advise you not to go to the Ministry no later than the eighth month. Simply because you never know which magic is going around again. Besides, I think your body is already screaming after a break anyway. "
"I will stick to it. Oh, I'm so looking forward to the little one ", Hermione enthused and also Ron grinned like a honey cake horse.
"You still do not want to know what it's going to be?"
Both shook their heads. They had decided from the beginning to want to be surprised.
"I just do not understand why? I would like to know but each one of you refused. Why?"
"Out of solidarity, even if it sounds strange, we feel close to you and Severus in this way. Besides, we all think it's unfair if only you're in the dark, "Hermione told him.
Harry looked at his friends with wide eyes.
"You do that for us? That's not necessary. Do the others think so too? "
Ron nodded.
"Yes, they do. We also know that it is not necessary, but we want it. Let us be there for you and Severus in this way. we can not do much else. "
"By all magicians, I'm about to cry. Do you know what great friends you are? Oh well, you are a great family "
"We can return the compliment. I mean, at least Severus sits out there with the other pregnant women and tries to keep her happy while sitting here with you. The man has nerves like wire ropes, he is clearly braver than many a lion, "said Hermione.

Now Harry grinned as well. he would not have believed it himself if he had not seen it with his own eyes. But Severus was present at every examination of her pregnant friends, and the couple seemed to be well-fed by their former teacher's presence. severus simply radiated incredible security, much more than Harry ever could.
"Should there ever be a kindergarten on the grounds, which I do not doubt for a second, we will order Severus to take care of the nervous parents."
Hermione and Ron grinned at the show. A Severus Snape brought down the frightened parents who left their offspring for the first time alone.
"That's what I want a picture of then."
"Oh well, Ron, not a photo, a video," Hermione chuckled.
the healer nodded, that would be fine.
"Well, then it was time for today, time to get the next candidate. Oh, funny, these are Luna and Fred, then I have to leave the kids at Sev, "Harry sighed, picking up his children.
The Weasley-Granger couple followed him laughing.