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Astrapophobia

Chapter: Astrapophobia

Dream and Killer sat on the couch watching one of their favorite anime's, 'The Oran Host Club'. Beautiful, beautiful anime.
They where wrapped up in a blue blanket, Dream's head resting on Killer's shoulder and Killer's head resting on Dream's head. That's when a white light flashed outside followed by a very loud clap of thunder.

Dream screamed pushing himself onto Killer's lap, hiding his face in Killer's chest. "Woah Dream, calm down. Why the sudden outburst? Are you suddenly needy of me? More then usual?" Killer asked looking down at the smaller, Dream didn't answer for a moment, "Sorry. I was just startled." Dream lied to Killer.
"That's a lot more then startled Dreamy." Killer wrapped them back up in the blanket, but not after pausing the show.

"I was just startled." Dream lied again, "Astrapophobia much?" Killer pet Dream's skull, another clap of thunder. Dream held a tight grip on Killer. "Astra-pop-hobia?" Dream broke down the long word, "Yeah, the fear of thunderstorms."
"I'm not afraid of thunderstorms! I'm not scared at all!" Dream looked up at Killer, "Then you have all these phobia's: Brontophobia, keraunphobia, and ortonitrophobia." Killer told Dream, "And I'm supposed to know what those mean?"

"Astrapophobia, Brontophobia, Keraunphobia, and Ortonitrophobia are all different words for 'fear of thunderstorms/thunder'." Killer informed the smaller skeleton as another clap of thunder rang out, this one louder then the other's.
"I-I don't have Astrapophobia!" Dream yelled at Killer, Killer pushed Dream down on the couch. Dream gasped as Killer got ontop of him. "Lies."

"Off!" Dream tried to push Killer away but failed by Killer's greater weight.
"I'm no dog Dream. And I know ways of getting you to admit." Killer stuck his dull blue tounge out. "W-well you know I'm lying, obviously. So let's just leave it at that and go back to watching 'The Oran host Club'. okay? Sound gOOD!" Dream screamed the last part because Killer bit his neck. Not to hard though. And because more thunder rang out at that exact moment.

"Killer! That hurt y'know!" Dream yelled at him as Killer pulled away from Dream's neck. "You know getting you to admit to your fear is not the only reason why I'm doing this. I never got my way earlier in the shower, you threw a rag at me." Killer laughed a little, really he's not going to hurt Dream, he's only trying to scare Dream.
"Because your an ass."

"Eh true. That's exactly why I'm doing this." Killer said, more thunder. Killer got off of the couch, picking Dream up bridal style.
"H-hey! Put me down! What are you doing?" Dream yelled trying to get out of Killer's grip.
Killer walked to the front door, Dream squirmed even more. "We're going outside." Killer said calmly, he opened the door, "Killer it's raining cat's and dog's outside, not to mention there's a thunderstorm outside!"
"I'm well aware."

Killer took the both of them outside, closing the door. Dream tried to reach the handle to go inside. "Dream your over reacting, we are perfectly fine where we are. See, we are not the tallest things out here and the thunder part of the storm is not even over us." Killer pulled Dream infront of himself. "That does not change that it's terrifying!" Dream screamed as lightning struck down about six miles away, "Your over reacting. Here to make you happier we will go inside and continue our anime," Killer said, Dream nodded instantly after he said that.

Killer turned the handle, "Oops, we're locked out." Killer said, Dream panicked even more, "We're stuck outside with no way to go back in!" Dream yelled tears of fear running down his cheeks.
"Stop worrying, we'll use the backdoor." Killer grabbed Dream's hand leading them off of the porch. Dream clung to Killer's arm sreaking and jumping everytime something made a loud noise.

They made it to the back of the house, the moment the backdoor came into sight Dream ran to it dragging Killer. Dream tried to open the door but. . . It was locked. "Nononononono! Open please!" Dream pleaded lightning striked again a bit closer then the last few times.
"Dream we should go to the front porch. We're soaked to the bone." Dream nodded, he was so cold, he was probably going to get a cold or something along the lines of that.

Killer and Dream sat on the bench by the front door. "How are we going to get inside?" Dream looked over at his husband who was not even paying attention. Dream growled getting up and walked over to the front door. Dream turned the handle and pushed the door opened.
"Killer you said that the door was locked!"

"I lied."

"If I get sick I'm blaming you."

"Understood."

"I hope you get sick."

"I would understand, karma is one of my old friends."

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