Chapter: Shitpost #4
Texting
StabyStaby: 2+2=4 right?
StabyStaby: Will you go out with me?
Dream: Yeah.
Dream: wAIT ONE MOMENT!--
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Default being hugged by Dream: Mom your in my personal space.
Dream: You came out of my personal space.
Killer: Tru dat.
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*All Star by Smash Mouth starts playing on the radio.*
Killer whose driving: Dream don't you dare.
Dream turns up the music a purposely sings horribly: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
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Killer: ):
Dream: Turn that frown upside down!
Killer: :(
Dream: *Cri*
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Default kicks open closet door: I'm coming out of the closet to tell you that I'm a Lesbian!
Killer: That was obvious by all those pictures of female celebrities on the wall in your room.
Dream crying: Say sorry to the closest door.
______Dream: Killer keeps asking me if I want a kiss and I keep saying 'No' so he grabs a Hershey's kiss from his pocket and sings a said song.
Ink:
Dream: So this last time I said 'Yes' and he ate the Hershey's kiss and kissed me and pushed the Hershey's kiss into my mouth from his. . .
Error:
Ink:
Author-Chan:
Ink: Why are you in my house?--
______Texting
Dreamy: Hey Killer.
Dreamy: Dust just died.
Dreamy: We have cookies.
Dreamy: I'm pregnant.
Dreamy: I stole-- bought chocolate from Cross.
StabyStaby: Don't eat all the cookies and chocolate, I'll be there at ten.
______Default: Mum Dad, where do baby's come from.
Killer: The dic--
Dream: tHE STORKES GIVE THE PARENTS THE BABY'S!
______Dream: It's raining it's pouring, the old man is snoring. He went to bed and hit his head and couldn't get up in the morning.
Default: So he died.
Killer: That's straight forward.
Default: What's 'straight'?
______Killer: I'm not okay.
Dream: Do you need help.
Killer: I'm fine.
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Kréme Oneshots
FanfictionPotential warning: Murder Suicide Other Ships Mature Themes Death If You Don't Know, Kréme Is Killer X Dream. So If You Dislike Kréme Then Go Do Something Else Because I Don't Want Comments About How Much You Hate This Ship. I'll See You In Hell. Ot...