Shitpost #4

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Chapter: Shitpost #4

Texting

StabyStaby: 2+2=4 right?

StabyStaby: Will you go out with me?

Dream: Yeah.

Dream: wAIT ONE MOMENT!--

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Default being hugged by Dream: Mom your in my personal space.

Dream: You came out of my personal space.

Killer: Tru dat.
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*All Star by Smash Mouth starts playing on the radio.*

Killer whose driving: Dream don't you dare.

Dream turns up the music a purposely sings horribly: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!

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Killer: ):

Dream: Turn that frown upside down!

Killer: :(

Dream: *Cri*

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Default kicks open closet door: I'm coming out of the closet to tell you that I'm a Lesbian!

Killer: That was obvious by all those pictures of female celebrities on the wall in your room.

Dream crying: Say sorry to the closest door.
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Dream: Killer keeps asking me if I want a kiss and I keep saying 'No' so he grabs a Hershey's kiss from his pocket and sings a said song.

Ink:

Dream: So this last time I said 'Yes' and he ate the Hershey's kiss and kissed me and pushed the Hershey's kiss into my mouth from his. . .

Error:

Ink:

Author-Chan:

Ink: Why are you in my house?--
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Texting

Dreamy: Hey Killer.

Dreamy: Dust just died.

Dreamy: We have cookies.

Dreamy: I'm pregnant.

Dreamy: I stole-- bought chocolate from Cross.

StabyStaby: Don't eat all the cookies and chocolate, I'll be there at ten.
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Default: Mum Dad, where do baby's come from.

Killer: The dic--

Dream: tHE STORKES GIVE THE PARENTS THE BABY'S!
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Dream: It's raining it's pouring, the old man is snoring. He went to bed and hit his head and couldn't get up in the morning.

Default: So he died.

Killer: That's straight forward.

Default: What's 'straight'?
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Killer: I'm not okay.

Dream: Do you need help.

Killer: I'm fine.

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