Chapter: Shitpost #5
Killer: Well this is a nice change of scenery.
Dream: It's a prison cell.
Killer: That's why it's nice.
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Killer: Be the bigger person.
Dream: Can't, I'm only five foot four.
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Killer: I love you to the moon and back.
Dream: That's not enough.
Killer: I'm aware.
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Dream: Killer you blew up half of the town!
Killer: I regret nothing.
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Dream: Fix it.
Killer: It's just a note - I don't care if my spelling is good or not.
Dream: "I. has na. parents"
Dream: Who is this even to?
Killer: The people who don't know how to fucking spell.
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Dream: Killer that's a horrible idea.
Dream: Let's do it to see what happens.
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Killer is dead and is standing at the gates of heaven when he hears Dream's voice ask: Do you like Mint Nice Kreme?
Killer: Why?
Dream: It determines if you go to Hades or Heaven.
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Dream: Shut up.
Killer: I didn't say anything.
Dream: I don't care shut up.
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Killer: If a mythical beast says that they are going to eat you, what will you do?
Dream: Run?
Killer: Put on 'Good mythical morning', then you run.
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Killer: I love you Dream.
Dream: Okay, who did you kill this time?
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Killer: Your under arrest!
Dream: For what?
Killer: For stealing me love.
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Dream: So what are you thinking.
Killer: A good and painless way to kill myself.
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Dream: I'd rather have a broken heart then a--
Killer: A broken neck.
Dream: --then sleep on a bed.
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Dream: Killer I love you but I won't let you burn down my kitchen. Again.
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أدب الهواةPotential warning: Murder Suicide Other Ships Mature Themes Death If You Don't Know, Kréme Is Killer X Dream. So If You Dislike Kréme Then Go Do Something Else Because I Don't Want Comments About How Much You Hate This Ship. I'll See You In Hell. Ot...
