Chapter: Shitposts #7
Dream: I can't think straight.
Killer: That's because your Gay.
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Dream: Now sing the ABC's Default.
Esme: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y and Z.
Dream: You missed the 'P'.
Esme: It's running down my leg!
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Default: I'm going to be a lesbian when I grow up!
Default: Just like Mum and Dad.
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Killer: I think I'm a good person.
Dream: Well. . . .
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Ink: Who are you texting?
Dream: I have a date tonight.
Blue: Who's the lucky guy?
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Killer: Dream, spell 'ME'.
Dream: Um. M E?
Killer: You forgot the 'D'.
Dream: There's no 'D' in 'ME'.
Killer: Not yet.
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Dream: Mushroom dance, mushroom dance, whatever could it mean.
Killer: I means you've lived a life of sin.
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Default: Mum? What's an orgasm?
Dream: Dunno, never had one.
Killer coughs:
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Killer: Check out this Minecraft umbrella that I bought.
Dream: Killer that's bad luck.
Killer: It's fine--
Nightmare: WHO SUMMONED ME?
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Dream: Killer what are you going to be for Halloween?
Killer: Well I was hoping that I could be your boyfriend.
Dream: Awww well then I hope I could be. . . .
Dream: Dead.
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Dream: Hey Killer do you wanna go?
Killer: Yeah I wanna go, let's go.
Dream: Alright let's go out.
Killer: Go on a date?
Dream: Yeah.
Killer: You want kids?
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Killer: Hey Dream, wanna have a bromace?
Dream: That's kind of Gay.
Killer: It isent anymore.
Dream: I'm walking out the door.
Killer: Please don't go away.
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Dream: cUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES--
Killer: THIS IS CROSS' CHOCOLATE BAR!
Cross: Really?
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Killer: If your happy and you know it clap your hands.
Dream claps:
Killer: If your happy and you know it clap your hands.
Dream claps:
Killer: If your stress-y and depress-y and your life is kind of messy if your sad and you know it clap your hands.
Killer, Dust, Nightmare, Horror, Error, and Ink clap:
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Kréme Oneshots
FanfictionPotential warning: Murder Suicide Other Ships Mature Themes Death If You Don't Know, Kréme Is Killer X Dream. So If You Dislike Kréme Then Go Do Something Else Because I Don't Want Comments About How Much You Hate This Ship. I'll See You In Hell. Ot...
