Kréme Oneshots

Flirting

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Killer: Did you get those clothes 0% off because they are 100% off in my room.
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Killer: I think Dream is very attractive.

Dream: Thanks?

Killer: That's why I stare at him.
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Dream: Killer I can't taste my lips, can you do it for me?
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Dream: Are you a cashier?

Killer: No. . . ?

Dream: Then why are you checking me out?
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Killer: I know milk is good for the body but damn how much did you drink?
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Killer: Dream feel my shirt.

Dream: Why?

Killer: I want you to tell me if it's husband material.

Dream: Why would I want to touch a shirt made out of husbands-- oh.
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Killer: Dream don't be scared if a big man comes to your room and stuffs you in a bag, I told Santa that I wanted you for Christmas.

Dream: Guess you have to wait till December. Happy New Year.
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Dream: I lost my stuffed animal, will you sleep with me?

Killer: Why do you still sleep with stuffed animals? Dude you're 500+ years old.

Dream: Is that a no?

Killer: It's a yes.
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Dream: Your tag is showing, says made in Hell.

Killer: Yep.
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Killer: I just ate some Skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
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Killer: Do you like water?

Dream: Yeah?

Killer: Then you like 70% of me.
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Killer: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Dream: Of course.
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Dream: You’ve been charged in court for stealing my heart, trespassing in my dreams, and robbing me of my senses. You’ve been sentenced to a lifetime with me. How do you plead?

Killer: Guilty.
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Killer: Can I have directions?

Dream: To where?

Killer: Your heart.

Dream: So you go Gay ahead and take a right, you'll know when you see it after that.
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Killer: I wanna taste something sweet, can I taste your lips?
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Killer: You know what would look good on you?

Dream: What?

Killer: Me.
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Dream: Did you know that there are 21 letters in the alphabet.

Killer: 26.

Dream: Oh I forgot U R A Q T.
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Killer: Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

Dream: Very much.
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Dream: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it right back.

Killer: Just take it.
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Killer: Hey whats your name?

Dream: Dream.

Killer: Can I call you Dream?

Dream: Um. Yeah.

Killer: Imma need your phone number.
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Killer: I met the most wonderful guy.

Dream: Ask him out.

Killer: Will you go out with me?
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Killer: I'm not going to use some cheesy pick up line to tell you that I love you and want to be with you forever.

Dream: Good because I didn't want to decode your cheesy words.
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Dream: Killer do you have a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Killer: Well you see. . . Wait what--
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Killer: There must be a light switch on my forehead because everytime I see you Dream, you turn me on.
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Killer: Do you know where my heart is?

Dream: Yeah.

Killer: So you did steal it!
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Killer: I forgot where I live, can I come home with you?

Dream: How did you forget?
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Killer: Dream you look sweet.

Dream: Thanks.

Killer: Mind if I taste you?