NAMJOON's BIRTHDAY BITCH

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by hi-chew_islife

by hi-chew_islife

One time for the birthday bitch
Two times for the birthday bitch
Three times for the birthday bitch
Fuck it up if it's your birthday bitch (repeat 4x)
If you a bad bitch
And it's your birthday
G'on head and fuck it up in the worst way
If you a bad bitch
And it's your birthday
G'on ahead and fuck it up in the worst way
One time for the birthday bitch
Two times for the birthday bitch
Three times for the birthday bitch
Fuck it up if it's your birthday bitch

You the birthday bitch
It's time to do some birthday shit
I wanna see that birthday cake
Lil bae g'on and birthday shake
I'm trying to get you to the birthday bed
You can even get the birthday head
That's what you call birthday sex
You don't need no love from ya birthday ex
She came with her birthday clique
Her and her girls looking birthday rich
Take a shot of the birthday liq
I'm trying to get you back home in your birthday fit
It's time to get birthday drunk
I'm talking bout birthday slumped
Bend it over this your birthday song
Let the dress come up
Show your birthday thong

And she came with her best friend
So she bout to fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up
And she is a good girl
But tonight she's cutting up, cutting up, cutting up, cutting up
Smack her on the booty if it's real for med
Make it roll like it's going down the hill for me
And She about to turn up
If its bout the drama
Then it don't concern her
She all on the stage
Got the place about to burn up
She fuck it up
Watch her shake Tina Turner
It's all about you
Girl tonight it's about you
Make the whole club stop whenever she come through
One time for me two

ayyy it's my baby's bdayyyyy i'm so happy!

so i wanted to do something for this book!

so.....

R E Q U E S T S

please do ask me a request for a one shot of your liking!

RULES:

no weird stuff...
no switches! (sorry i just can't write it)
no mpreg (literally types that while writing an mpreg request)

it can be smut, fluff, angst whatever!

if u want AU's pick any

if you want it to be namjoon x (top male reader) then that's fine!

if you want any one outside of bts
(Ex: got7, EXO, StrayKids, Ateez, TXT, Shinee, BigBang, etc)

then sure! it does not have to be just the groups on top :)

and i'm so sorry for Power Bottom lovers out there, but i don't write that 😬 it's not that i hate it, i just can't really write it that well so.....but if u want Power Bottom NJ then i will try my best :)

and remember

don't be silly
and

W R A P D A T W I L L Y

(happy bday once again namjoon)

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