PT 1 of the EXTREME SERIES
(kinda proofread)
hey hey heyyyyyy (bokuto ref). Back with another oneshot I'll probably finish in 20 monthssss.
every time I get requests I'll put them up top.
This for BoyloveBL1 honestly I love ur bottom namjoon book uwu
Don't look at the date on it....I totally haven't been delaying all my requests.....maybe...
⚠️requests are closed by the way :p⚠️
ANYWAYS TO THE FANFIC (i'm not lying when i say that it's extreme. i'm gonna get real wordy with the sex scene, so if you are uncomfortable, don't read.)
"Hey Jimin how that daddy of yours doing?" Taehyung asked casually. "Taehyung how many times have I said, he isn't the daddy." Jimin responded in an annoyed voice. "Jimin I know you are lying, he looks like a total daddy and you look like a total baby boy." Taehyung responded back still not looking at Jimin but rather looking at his phone reading the latest wattpad book- I mean just porn.
"Hey appearance doesn't matter about who does what in bed! Ya know what, imma send you a video then."
"What the hell gross but I love free gay porn so whatever." Taehyung said laughing but then stopped and looked suspiciously at Jimin. "Are you actually...? I don't reeeeallly want to see my short asf friend trying to look dominant with a giant."
"Of course I will. Ya want free porn, ya got it. But no taking my boyfriend. This is the only time I'm EVER going to allow you to jack off to him." Jimin said looking at Taehyung.
"Ugh fine 'baby boy'" "TAEHYUNG I SWEAR TO GO-
NO YOU ARENT GOING TO SWEAR TO THE LORD JIMIN.
"Shut the hell up author." Jimin muttered and Taehyung raised an eyebrow. "Who the hell you talking to, you high bitch." "Shut the fuck up taehyung."
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"Hey namjooooon!" Screamed a sun from across the street. "Hey hoseok." Namjoon said. Hoseok, who was with yoongi, ran up to him and noticed something on namjoon's hand. "You got ANOTHER ONE?! DIDNT I TELL YOU NOT TO!" Screamed Jin who was right next to hoseok and noticed the new tattoo Namjoon got. "It's fine, plus it's not big or whatever." Namjoon said but jin still smacked him over the head. "Ow!"
Yoongi snorted. That's it. That's the whole sentence lmao
"Ugh whatever, anyways let's go eat, I'm so hungry." Jin said. "Didn't you eat like 30 min-" Hoseok tried to say but Jin cut him off. "Hush my child. Let's go eat."
They went to their usual restaurant and Jin ordered like the whole menu LmAo. Namjoon just ordered some fries while yoongi ordered some random thing and hoseok ordered the weird shit.
Once the food came, they started to eat and talk to each other. "Hey namjoon so hows ur baby boy thing going on?" Yoongi said causally eating some of namjoon's fries. "O-oh, uh it's great..." Namjoon said lightly stuttering at the beginning as he totally forgot he lied to his friends about him being the baby boy and just said it was Jimin which is believable by the way jimin dresses and looks.
Little do they know Jimin's got like a 20 pack- I mean what. Lmao I gotta stop typing like I'm reading the fanfiction- author
"Huh." Was all Hoseok said to it and continued drinking his Banana fro-yo Lemon Fizzle Coconut Tropicana smoothie.
