Hermitcrap/Oneshots S6

Stuff That Happened In School, But With The Hermits And 2b2t Characters

I think that's the longest title I've ever made...
Anyways, this is a mix of stuff that happened last year, in 6th grade and stuff that happened this year, in 7th grade, so just gotta put that across, along with maybe swearing (this is an American Middle School we're talking about, what'd you expect?). But enough of me jabbering, let's get on with these stories.

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(This was last year in my choir class, and I'm lucky that the teacher wasn't out too often after that)

Ember was sitting in the hellhole that is the class when there's a sub. To make a very long story short, since the sub couldn't give a fuck about doing his job, the kids found this the opportunity to do whatever the hell they wanted. Even more than usual.

And the problem was that both Grian and Aries were with her in the class. This meant a ton of pranks and a lot of picking fights. All Ember could do without getting humiliated by either Aries or Grian was sit and write down each and every stupid thing each kid did and wait for Monday, where they'd all be screwed.

She then proceeded to watch the fight that was going on with Aries and Grian.
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During P.E

Aries: I will easily throw this frisbee to the other side of the field. after all, I am the best frisbee thrower!

Frisbee: *only makes it a few feet*

Aries: ... That didn't happen.

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It was 2-3 weeks into school and yet they were still playing this game. On the first day of school, the Science teacher decided to make this game to have everybody introduce themselves.

The students wrote something about themselves or a story they had on an index card and passed them up to the teacher. And then the silliness began. From one kid having 8 pets they didn't name for some reason (Ren) to one kid getting hit in the face with a football 2 within 2 seconds (Aubrey), they were all ridiculous in one way or another. However, there was one that was especially ridiculous...

It was obvious to tell what was gonna happen. The students watched happily as the teacher picked a card and proceeded to tell the story.

"This person had their brother convince them to go into a garbage can, and proceeded to wheel them across the street. They then proceed to get almost hit by a car, and the driver followed them home to tell their mom. Ok, who looks like someone who had their brother wheel them across the street in a garbage can to be almost hit by a car, and then have the driver follow them home to tattle?"

It was then a guessing game of who wrote the story.

"Ember?" Aubrey asked. She knew Demer and it seemed like something he would do.

"No." Ember said. He was younger than her, so how was that possible? She then proceeded to choose someone else.

"Mumbo?" Ember asked. She saw for a fact that he was a bit of an idiot (or a spoon, as the other kids said) so it seemed likely.

"No." Mumbo said. "Aries?"

"No!" Aries said in annoyance. Is he really that big of an idiot? "Grian?"

"No." Grian said. He didn't even have a brother! "X-I-Shuma?" Grian then proceeded to ask. There was a little bit of silence, but then Xisuma answered.

"Yes." He said in a monotone voice. He hoped it didn't look like he was embarrassed. The class then started giggling.

"Wow, I did not know you were that dumb." Ember said sarcastically.

"I was 4, ok!?" X said, agitated.

This was the only thing that made Ember keep going to school.
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Science teacher, reviewing some old homework: "Did anyone in this class write for their inference: 'I sacrificed my leg to the demon'? Or was that second period?"

Cub: "Scar's in 4th period"
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Stress whenever Iskall blocks a goal in Soccer (or Football, as they call it over there): "YAAS, ISKALL!" (It works better with Paul)