(THAT'S HOW MANY WORDS THIS CHAPPIE IS!!!)
The next morning Y/n woke up in the same position she had fallen asleep in. Izuku's arms. Her phone buzzed expectantly. The girl picked it up, slightly jostling Izuku. The screen lit up, flashing its notifications, and blinding Y/n in the process.
78 Message Notifications from Ol' Yeller
46 Missed calls from Ol' Yeller
2 Video calls from Ol' Yeller
"Oh, shit! I forgot to call Dadzashi!" Y/n facepalms, turning her volume down, almost muting it. She starts to dial Hizashi's number, fearing what's to come.
bzzt! ...bzzt! ...Bzzt! The sound of her dad picking up the phone echoes in my the h/c-ette's ears.
"Welcome to the Bred Bank. We sell bred, we sell loafs," She whispers nonchalantly.
"WHY DON'T YOU EVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE?! WHAT'S THE POINT IN HAVING A PHONE IF YOU DO NOT USE IT CORRECTLY?!?!'' Y/n was spot on about the yelling part.
'What time is it, anyway?'
2:48 AM.
"Aw Shit, Here we go agen. OoOoOoh BItcH! I'm in deeeeeeeeeeep pussy rn..." Y/n mumbles.
"We got Bred on deck, Bred on the floor. TOASTED!" She breathes into the phone, fully prepared to shield her ears.
"Y/N Shut the fuck up! I've been so worried about you Shouta couldn't sleep!" Hizashi sighed.
"Dadzawa couldn't sleep? Did you spike his sleepytime tea again? Mountain Dew or Monster?" Y/n asked skeptically.
"Yes, again, Aaaaaand I used plain old Redbull this time. He's been racing around the house since nine."
'Oh, lawd! He's gonna make my poor caterpillar father commit death istg-'
"WHAT! DAD, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HIM HAVE A HEART ATTACK!"
"Oh, wait, he just collapsed from exhaustion, got to go! Thanks for callinggggg, Buh-byEEEEEE" The line went dead, and Y/n pinched the bridge of her nose.
"It's too early for this shit."
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The Earrape version of the Magic School-bus theme song blasted through Izuku's room, scaring the absolute ShiT out of him.
"...With the Frizz...? No way. Bitch" It seems that Y/n was already awake. Her voice sounds very unlike how it usually is. "Izuwuuuu! It's Friday! We finna be l8 if we ain't gone in thirty."
"Yama-Chan! WHy didn't you wake me!?" Izuku yelps, immediately racing to shower.
Y/N POV
We're not going to be too late if Izuku doesn't hurry... because I will drag him from the friken shower. While he showers, I eat breakfast and speed-iron my uniform. I could just use my quirk, but then I would slowly just depend on it...Like Dadzashi and his 80's hip-hop music... Or Dadzawa and his juice pouches...Me with Inko's cooking.
"Thanks for breakfast, Ma!" She nods, and Izuku calls that he's done with the shower, so I head upstairs. I push open the bedroom door, striking a badass pose.
"I AM HERE...IN NEED OF THE SHOWER!" I shout, racing to the bathroom only to be met with a HAWT BITCH! Oh, shoot, his abs. Oh, shoot, dem biceps. Oh, shoot, them pecs. Oh, shoot, Its fukin Izuku. " Izuku, You are looking HAUGHT, My bro," He looks up at me, realizes he's shirtless and is suddenly Bob from Veggietales. I Naruto skrrrt to the bathroom.
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Silent is a wish (BNHA X OP READER)(ON HIATUS/REVAMPING)
FanfictionY/n Is throwing hands, catching feelings, spilling tea and snatching weaves. Oh, yeah! And she's a hero, too. this story was started in 2019, and is undergoing extreme revamping (as of April 2023). Please excuse errors and *GODAWFUL* relationship dy...
