Twenty-Eight; On her 'whey'

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Hey, Anon-Chan here! Just wanted to give a shout out to @TheFreakyNerd for commenting on all of the chapters (Multiple times, might I add). I enjoy reading every single one of them! The criticism, the praise, and everything in between, so thank you!

"Shinsou Hitoshi versus Midoriya Izuku, Commence!"

"Oh, Crap!" Y/n choked, jolting up from her fifth helping of Lunch Rush's food. She had completely forgotten about the round robin battles, and now she was missing her best friend's.

"Imma hate myself for this but hErE wE gOoooOOoo!" The h/c-ette clumsily spilled the bowl of white rice she was nursing, the nauseous hooking sensation taking over, and the mind-wiping descent into darkness. 

The short girl rematerialized in a chair that was unnaturally plump and warm.

"WAAH!?" Ochako Uraraka cried, pushing our disoriented protagonist off her lap. (But Author-Chan, You said Y/n could only teleport to places she could see! And what about her only being able to use it three times???'   To this, I say; ✨Quirk Development ✨)

"Yoinks, Scoob... That shid hurded." Y/n rubbed her bootay where it hit the ground. Hearing her classmates' annoying voices, the h/c-ette scanned for an empty seat, finding no such luck.

"Ayo, thiccie. Lemme skrrt my way into yo heart," A certain blonde beckoned, perfecting the 'ahaha' lip bite. Y/n swooned, plunking on the floor in front of the boy. 

"I swore not to cheat, but damn, you cuyoote~" Y/n sighed dreamily, tilting her head back into the Blonde's lap.

"I- Uh-"  The fuccboy's pale face rosied and he clammed up, losing the moment.

"Oh, liven up Kami! I'm just jokin'!" Y/n chuckled, leaning her back into Kaminari's legs.

1-A watched as Izuku did, as Tokoyami called it, a 'F**ky wucky' and answered a Shinsou kweshtun.

"I even told him!" Ojiro and Y/n shouted in unison, turning into that one Spider-man pointing meme.

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"REEEEEEE," Izuku soon shouted, snickety-snapping his fingey bones into pieces and breaking from Shinsou's mind-grasp.

"Oop," said Aoyama, who was filing his diamond-and-glitter-encrusted manicure. 

You'll never guess what 'I'll-never-hurt-a-fly-'cus-i'm-a-cinnamon-roll' Izuwu Midoworiya did next. Y/n sure couldn't. 

That Big Bouncing Boyo marched right over the the Viol-ette and flipped him over his shoulder like a sack of flour. That wasn't the worst part, though. Izuku scuttled over to the boundary line and slammed poor Hoetoshi's face into it so hard that the impact raised the green-ette's own feet off of the ground.

"Dayum!" Y/n sweat-dropped. Her face held only disbelief and admiration for her bestie.

"SHINSOU HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! IZUKU MIDORIYA MOVES ONNNN!" Hisashi Yamada screamed, as his daughter screeched even louder.

"F**K YEAH, IZUKU! YOU BEAT HIS ASS GOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!"

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"I probably should've looked at who I'm supposed to be fighting..." Y/n shrugged, looking at Ochako.

"Ah, Y/n-Chan! You don't know? You're next, against Kaminari-Kun!" The brunette smiled, mouth full of (flavour) chips that Y/n had given her. "Good luck!" She waved, signalling to the h/c-ette that it was time for her to go.

"Fine, I guess. Thanks for the luck, O-chan!" Y/n jogged away, following the pathway leading to her side of the arena. 

"Kuma Y/n versus Kaminari Denki, Begin!"

'Just in time...'  The H/c-ette sighed, dragging her heels as she skulked into the dirt-paved arena.

"Hey, Yama-Chan~" Kaminari called. "You don't mind if I call you that, right?" In fact, Y/n did mind. Izuku had given her that nickname the day she explained her family to him.

"Anyway," The eccentric blonde continued, seemingly oblivious to the shorter girl's stare, "this will be a pretty easy win for me, so how about we make a little bet? (The smell of electricity permeated the air, sparks appearing close to Kaminari) If I win, you have to go out on a date with me. If you win, I have to go out on a date with you! Sound good- OOF!"

Y/n shoved Kaminari with a limb of air, almost getting him out of bounds. The boy was able to stop himself last minute, and he struck a JoJo pose.

"One-Point-Three Billion volts!" Denki yelled as he unleashed said volts, effectively making himself 'braindead'.

Y/n hardened the air around her, making angles that reflected PikaBoi's attack into a specific spot, which Y/n technically side-stepped.

"Bleh... Don't call me Yama-Chan," The h/c-ette pulled the bottom lid of her eye down, sticking out her tongue as well. Flicking a finger, she sent a stray bolt of lightning back at the bamboozled blonde. It shocked him and he fell over, yelling 'Whey, Whey Whey' the whole while he laid in the dirt.

"Kuma Y/n Advances." Aizawa Shouta coughs, uninterested. "Kaminari Denki is eliminated."

"Alright! Onto round two, Babeeeeeeey!"

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