Shidge One-Shots

Road Trip

*Shiro POV*

"Keith just touched my dick!" Lance states,
"Wha-I did not!!" Keith growls,
"Yeah you did! Hands off man, I'm Allura's you rapist!" Lance smirks,
"R-rapist!? I didn't even touch you!!" Keith snaps,
"Rapist!!" Lance yells,
"Lance stop!" Keith snarls.

I sigh, keeping my eyes straight ahead.

This has been going on the past ten minutes, and I'm not sure how much longer I can take.

"Guys is this going to go on the whole journey!?" Katie barks from the seat beside me, snapping her head back to glare at the three in the back.
"Keith started it!" Lance smiles,
"Wha-bullshit! I didn't do anything!" Keith hisses,
"Both of you shut up before I back there and use my bayard!!" Katie yells, silencing the two squabbling boys.

She turns back around, sighing,
"Thanks." I say. Katie just nods, gives me a smile, and puts her headphones on,
"If you need any descent conversation tap me." She smirks, turning on her music.

~Time skip~

"Woah! Hunk farted and it's disgusting!" Lance states, covering his nose,
"Oh shit! Hunk what did you eat!?" Keith asks, burying his face in his hoodie,
"S-sorry, I may or may not have had some weird space food before we left." Hunk nervously smiles, his face red.

Katie's face twists and she gags,
"Who let one rip!?" She questions, covering her face with her hands. Suddenly the smell hits me. I cover my nose and mouth with one hand,
"Uh...Shiro? Is there a bathroom anywhere near here?" Hunk asks.

I sigh,
"Hunk there was a bathroom back a few minutes ago." I groan,
"Yeah, well I gotta go. Now." Hunk frowns,
"There isn't another stop for ages!" I state, then I sigh,
"Looks like we're turning around." I say. Everyone in the car groans, except for Hunk who just says quiet.

~Time skip~

"OH SHE'S SWEET BUT A PHYSCO! A LITTLE BIT PHYSCO! AT NIGHT SHE'S SCREAMING AHMAMAMA AHMAMAMA!" Lance and Hunk scream.

I growl and my grip on the wheel tightens as the horrific screeching in the backseat gets worse,
"THAT'S IT!" I yell, slamming hard on the brakes. Lance falls forward, smacking his face off the back of my seat. Hunk yelps in surprise and Keith gets choked by the seat belt.

Pidge jumps, startled. She takes her earphones out and looks at me as I grip the steering wheel, my brows knitted in anger,
"Three of you. Out. Now." I growl,
"Aooooow. Shiro you broke my face." Lance groans from the ground,
"B-but I wasn't even singing!" Keith protests,
"I don't care. Hitch-hike. We'll meet you at the camp site." I state, my voice firm.

Still rubbing his face, Lance opens the door,
"Worth it." He mumbles, hoping out of the car. Hunk and Keith follow, grumbling apologises. As soon as the door closes I drive away.

~Time skip~

"It's the final countdown!" Me and Katie sing, both of us smiling and our voices cracking due to laughing. Katie turns the radio off, clutching her side as she giggles,
"Kicking those guys out was the best decision you've made all day." She grins,
"Trust me, I know." I chuckle.

Katie reaches up from the seat beside me and kisses my cheek, snickering,
"I wonder how they are now." She sighs happily as she sits back in her seat.

~Meanwhile~

"I hate both of you." Keith grumbles, sitting on a curb with his head in his hands,
"Don't regret a thing!" Lance beams,
"Guys...can you see any bathrooms near by?" Hunk questions. Lance and Keith groan,
"Please don't..." Keith sighs.