Most of these are from Pintrest!
Scenario 1:
Lance: Telling someone 'you are shit' and 'you ain't shit' are both insults, guys!
Hunk: But 'you are not shit' is a reassurance.
Keith: 'You are not the shit' is an insult.
Pidge: 'You are the shit' is a compliment.
Shiro: Guys it's 3AM...
~Bonus~
Lance: *whispers to Keith and Hunk* he'd rather be fucking Pidge at this time.
Shiro: *gives Lance death glare*
Pidge: *gives Lance the finger but is internally agreeing*
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Scenario 2:
Shiro: You need to sleep.
Pidge: *on computer* Nope. I'm almost done though.
Shiro: Katie it's 2AM.
Pidge: Your point is...?
Shiro: Don't make me carry you like last time.
Pidge: .........
Pidge: You wouldn't.
Shiro: I would.
~Time skip~
In the distance: *Loud bang*
Hunk: What was that!?
Lance: Are they fucking!? *very interested*
Keith: What? No! I'm 100% sure Shiro just tossed Pidge in her bed.
Shiro: *Enters room*
Keith, Hunk and Lance: *glare at Shiro suspiciously*
Shiro: ....What?
Pidge: *Storms into room* Takashi you can't just toss me!!
Shiro: Katie Holt I will toss you again if I have to now get back in bed and sleep!
Pidge: *huffs and folds arms * I hate you. *silks off to room*
Shiro: Love you too Katie~
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Scenario 3:
Lance: *still pacing up and down disappointed five hours after they left the aquarium*
Pidge: What did you think a Tiger Shark was, Lance?
Lance: ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
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Pidge: *downs another beer*
Shiro: Katie you're gonna hate yourself in the morning once you've got a hangover, please stop drinking. You're already broke enough.
Pidge: Ha! *hic* jokes on you, Shiro. I always hate myself!
Shiro: *tearing up* stop hating yourself you're my precious little Pidgeon and I love you with all my heart and you're amazing and you need a hug! *hugs a very intoxicated and oblivious Pidge who falls asleep and druels on his shoulder*
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Scenario 4:
Shiro (back when Pidge was 15, before they started dating): See Pidge is at the age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Lance: ...Boys? *shoots suggestive look to Shiro*
Pidge: Homicide.
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Scenario 5:
Pidge (awkawardly): Matt, Dad, you know Shiro. Well, he's...my boyfriend now. He's very caring and smart and funny and understanding...h-he makes me feel happy, safe and loved and I hope you can appreciate him with open arms. Just one smile from him brightens my day...I love him a lot...*blushes*
Shiro: I promise both of you, no matter what, I'll always be there for Katie and I'll always love her. She's an amazing woman and she's my world.
~Elsewhere~
Lance: *busts down door* MA!! PAPI!! THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND!! HIS NAME IS KEITH AND HE'S TERRIBLE!!
Keith: *face palms*
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Scenario 6:
Lance: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
Shiro: Uh, I don't know?
Lance: It becomes daytrogen.
Shiro: ....I'm going to bed.
Lance: Good nitrogen.
Pidge: Sleep tightrogen.
Shiro: *sheds tear* babe not you too...
Keith: Don't let the bedbugs biterogen.
Shiro: Keith no...they got my brother and my girlfriend...I give up completely...
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Scenario 7:
Pidge: *tweaking Shiro's arm*
Shiro: Pidge stop this isn't necessary.
Pidge: Come on babe it'll be really useful...
Shiro: I'm not letting you give my arm a light saber sound for when it activates.
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Scenario 8:
Lance: Hey Keith?
Keith: Yeah?
Lance: Are you a painting?
Keith: .....No?
Lance: Cause I'd like to nail you to a wall~ *winks*
Shiro: Oh thank god I was worried you were going to say you wanted to hang him!
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Scenario 9:
Everyone: *playing truth or dare*
Lance: Keith, truth or dare?
Keith: *narrows eyes at Lance* truth.
Lance: Why did you get kicked out of the Garrison?
Keith: Oh shit...
Shiro: *whips head around so fast Hunk shits himself* You fucking what?
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Shidge One-Shots
RomanceREQUESTS ARE OPEN!! Alright guys, first off, I was really bored and put a bunch of random voltron ship names in a hat and chose a random one that happened to be Shidge. They aren't the worst ship in voltron, I mean if Shiro wasn't gay and kinda acte...
