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Things that took me off guard.

Jay: "We need a large scale distraction."
Stephen: "Yeah."
Hosuh: "Do it the next day while they're cleaning up the bodies."
Me: O.o *Pauses video* "Did he just?" *rewinds and watches again.* "He did! What happened to my boy? I think Stephen and Jay are starting to corrupt Hosuh."

Jay: "Hosuh, it's a military base. How are we supposed to do research?"
Hosuh: "That's why we... Threaten them... Haha."
Me: "'kay, somethin's up."

Dan: "That Guy seems to know who Bob is. Maybe if you guys had a brain-"
Jay: "I vote for wandering around."
Ann: "Me too."
Me: "Socially anxious introvert mood."

Stephen: "Doors are meant to be opened!"
Jay: "And shut."
Stephen: "Shut up Jay."

Jay: "I wonder how much commotion we can cause by setting them on fire."
Hosuh: "Okay, let's set things on fire. Let's do it."
Me: "Oh my God it's happening. Stay calm everyone. STAY FUCKING CALM!"

Ann: "You said it was full of cabinets."
Dan: "ONE ROOM WAS FULL OF CABINETS, AND YOU BURNT IT DOWN!"

Jay: "hey Stephen, can you get the jet started?"
Stephen: "You're asking me? I don't know how machines work."
Jay: "Oh. Hey Hosuh, can you get the jet started?"
Hosuh: "I don't have a license... Sir.."

Hosuh: "Can we wake Bob up and see if he can drive?"
Jay: "No."
Hosuh: "Why?"
Jay: "I hate Bob."
Ann: "I don't trust him."
Stephen: "That's racist, Jay."
Jay: "No it's not!"
Hosuh: "Is it speciest?"

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