Kidnapper: "We have a child that is probably yours."
Dan: "I don't have any children."
Kidnapper: "Then who's the guy that keeps trying to stab everything?"
Dan: "Holy crap, you have Stephen. How did you mistake him for a child? He's taller than me!"
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Danplan incorrect quotes
AlteleIncorrect quotes, recycled vines, funny videos, etc turned into danplan. Warning, sexual references. Also, very gay. PS. Whenever I mention Jay, I mean Jay3. Assume it's sociopath Jay unless specified otherwise.
