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Dan: "Okay, you have ten cookies. Someone asks for four. How many are left?"
Stephen: "Ten."
Dan: "Someone takes four by force, then how many?"
Stephen: "Ten and a dead body."
Dan: "Stephen, we talked about this."
Stephen: "Yes, we did. Don't take my cookies."

Dan: "Fine, let's try someone else. Hosuh, you have ten cookies. Someone asks for four. How many are left?"
Hosuh: "None, I give them all of the cookies."

Dan: "Why can't either of you take this seriously?"

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