Stephen: "Here's a couple really good reasons to give pets boring human names.
1. See how long it takes people to realize you aren't talking about a singnificant other. For example, Maria and I were watching a movie in bed last night.
2. Or a kid. Example, Dave's not aloud to eat raisons. He's allergic.
3. You can use them as an excuse. Pat hates it when I get home late.
4. Eventually you get to say things like this, Taylor got stuck between the fridge and the wall, again!"
Dan: "Only disadvantage is that you can't call them darkness incarnate."
Stephen: "Nickname."
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Danplan incorrect quotes
RandomIncorrect quotes, recycled vines, funny videos, etc turned into danplan. Warning, sexual references. Also, very gay. PS. Whenever I mention Jay, I mean Jay3. Assume it's sociopath Jay unless specified otherwise.
