Burrito

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Stephen, online: "Everyone's out of town today, so i successfully ate 4 burritos before noon."
Stephen: "This fifth burrito wasn't fun, but I've given up on too many goal in the past, so I need to carry through on this."
Person screenshotting it and posting it on tumblr: "This is my teacher."

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