Dan: "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
Hosuh: "That was deep."
Jay: "Philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie."
Hosuh: "That was deeper."
Stephen: "Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, ya' nasty."

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De TodoIncorrect quotes, recycled vines, funny videos, etc turned into danplan. Warning, sexual references. Also, very gay. PS. Whenever I mention Jay, I mean Jay3. Assume it's sociopath Jay unless specified otherwise.