Horse

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Hosuh: "I'm so tired, I can eat a horse."
Stephen: "I identify as a horse, and this offends me."
Ann: "I identify as offends, and this horses me."
Jay: "I offend horses, identify me."
Dan: "The real question is why you would eat a horse if you're tired."

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