Stephen: *Holding a water bottle.*
Dan: "Hey, can I have a sip of your water?"
Stephen: "It's not water."
Dan: "Is it vodka?"
Stephen: "It's vinegar."
Dan: "What?"
Stephen: "It's vinegar, pussy!"

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water
Stephen: *Holding a water bottle.*
Dan: "Hey, can I have a sip of your water?"
Stephen: "It's not water."
Dan: "Is it vodka?"
Stephen: "It's vinegar."
Dan: "What?"
Stephen: "It's vinegar, pussy!"