Stephen: "When you're falling asleep and you suddenly jerk awake, the you from an alternate time line died."
Dan: "That messed me up."
Jay: "It's actually because your heart rate decreased so fast your brain jerks you awake to make sure you're still alive."
Dan: "I don't know which is worse."
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DiversosIncorrect quotes, recycled vines, funny videos, etc turned into danplan. Warning, sexual references. Also, very gay. PS. Whenever I mention Jay, I mean Jay3. Assume it's sociopath Jay unless specified otherwise.