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HOLY FUCK

I just watched the second scp video and HOLY FUCK! THAT'S A LOTTA SHIPPING FUEL! All the moments that stuck out to me. Pretty much the whole video, lol.

Dan: "Each of you smells something different. Some of you smell your favorite food, some of you smell something like a childhood dream."
Stephen: "Mmmm. Hosuh. I mean! Death and destruction!"
Dan: "I was thinking more like, pizza or laundry scent."
Hosuh: *Clearly confused* "I sniff myself. I don't smell anything?"

Dan: "Does anyone go to the paper?"
Jay: "I throw Dan in the paper room."
Dan: "I have one life! I'm gonna follow everybody."
Stephen: "Oh no, what a shame. I throw him back."
Jay: "I close the door on him after."
Stephen: "How dare you insult my great orange guy?"
Jay: "And he threw his pet."
Dan: "I can handle one Stephen, but Jay and Stephen back to back is so different."

Stephen reading the note: "Anything that can be a liquid can be produced by typing into the keyboard."
Jay: "Hosuh's love juice."
Hosuh: "Uh, okay, no thank you."

Jay: "Elixer of immortality!"
Dan: "Nothing comes out."
Jo: "I want a vial of the potion seller's strongest potions."
Dan: "Nothing comes out."
Jo: "Aw."

Jay: "If you wanna be a zombie, go to the doctor. I want a Butler. I'm taking the silver bell."
Stephen: "We have enough pets, I don't think another would really do much."
Jay: "No, you don't understand. This Butler is neigh immortal."
Jo: "So we get our own Alfred?"

Jay: "I slap Dan across the face."
Butler: "Do you require me to bitch slap sir Daniel, sir?"

Stephen: "He could have stolen it from a child! Stephen does not condone child stealing."

Daniel: "You guys all see different things. You see people that you've known in your childhood."
Jo: "Oh hey, it's hollow."
Hosuh: "Oh hey, it's Stephen."
Jay: "Oh hey, it's my dead parents."
Stephen: "Mrs. Dankworth! Why are you here!?"

Dan: "You're tempted to go and touch these corpses."
Stephen: "Why would I touch corpses that I didn't kill?"

Dan: "It snaps you you out of it by giving you a dose of euphoria."
The guys: *Various oh yeah*
Jo: "I am suddenly very uncomfortable."
Hosuh: "Stephen! Your pants! What happened?"

Jay: "Don't go in the room with people!"
Jo: "I go into the room with people."

Jo: "Mr. Deed, I mean, Alfred."
Mr. Deed: "My name is Mr. Deed."
Jo: "Uh, no. Your name's Alfred. Hey Alfred."
Mr. Deed: "Uh, yes sir?"
Jo: "can you give me, like,"
Stephen: "He sounds so defeated!"

Jo: "We pull a Stephen and do nothing."

Dan: "The amphibians see the orange slime."
Everyone: "No! Not the orange slime!"
Hosuh: "But they don't have any eyes?"

Dan: "You can either throw it away or lose a life Stephen."
Stephen: "I lose a life!"

Jay: "Good job Stephen. You're awesome in my book."

Hosuh: "Who still has two lives?"
Dan: "Jay and Jo. I shoot Jay and Jo again. I mean, the soldiers shoot Jay and Jo again."

God, Hosuh has all the guys on him.