After a busy afternoon, the cleaning squad was not anticipating a big meal or even their beds. Instead, they were preparing for a battle in the sports ground that would happen in less than an hour.
At one side, there were a bunch of brunettes (with a few blondes and gingers thrown in) calling their boyfriends, and preparing fans on the side of the sports ground.
At the opposite end of the sports ground, there were a bunch of girls with candy colored hair that were chanting spells, getting their magical pets ready and preparing armor that barely covers anything.
"Hi yall!" Alabama shouted at she ran towards the girls with candy colored hair, her sparkly rainbow guitar was latched behind her like a backpack. "Thanks for helping me out!"
"No problem," said the girl in an orange T-shirt. She had long ombre hair that faded to blue sea green eyes. "Flamboyants help each other~"
"Whatevs 111," said the goth in the corner, "You beta fight we'll, prep 1.111"
"Don't be so mean to Alabama chan, Ebony!" hissed Sol to the gothic girl. "Hey, Friction! Are you ready to win?"
No answer.
"Friction?"
"Friction, join us. You belong with us," pleaded two of the girls from the opposite side.
Friction glanced back at her blonde acquaintances, and back at the brunettes. She froze there, not knowing what to do.
But then, the brunette in a ponytail and red lipstick said,"Your people need you, Friction!"
"You don't wanna help those lame bitches, do ya?" shouted the girl in the orange shirt.
"If u do not help us, ur a prep! 1!!" said Enoby angrily.
This was a more daunting task than choosing between two guys. Why couldn't Friction just choose the side with less girls?
But most importantly, why would either side want her anyway? She was utterly useless without her sueish powers.
"Why would either of you want me anyway?" Friction asked, "I'm useless."
"Because power of friendship," the pink haired girl next to Alabama exclaimed passionately. Friction swore she saw a river of diamonds roll down her eyes before they start to bleed, only to be completely fine seconds later.
"See?" said Alabama, "They're fightin an uphill battle, join us!"
Friction rolled her eyes, she might as well be wise for once in a lifetime and join the winning side. She walked into the army of Flamboyants.
"Fric-" hissed the girl in red lipstick.
"Let her, it's her loss."
The sea of brunettes all turned to the voice, it was the girl Sol warned Friction and Alabama about. She was there, standing still.
"Yes, Yui."
...
After Ingy and Alabama walked to the front of their army to lead, everyone froze dramatically. Even the wind stopped blowing.
Seemingly out of nowhere, a young woman with light brown hair appeared, wearing a bright smile on her face. As another girl started to film her, the woman held up her microphone.
"Greetings, Mary Sue Reform School! Welcome to Sue Live! The school year hasn't even started yet and there is already tension building up. As you can see here, two girls were leading other schoolmates to attack one another. Let's see how the battle goes!"
She walked to the side and the camerawoman snapped her fingers. A dozen more cameras appeared in mid-air, floating around the sports ground.
The wind started to blow again, and Alabama strummed her gituar.
It sent a sparkly rainbow spiraling around Ingy's neck, it tightened.
Ingy's skin turned pale, "Uh!"
The girl in red lipstick sent a whip, slicing through the rainbow. The rainbow shattered into pieces, colors and glitter falling everywhere.
"Shit-"
"I got chu covered!" screamed a voice from the sky. Alabama looked up, it was that girl in a pegasus. She rained arrows on the enemies. It aimed a girl in the arm and another on the heel, but the former just pulled it out indifferently, no blood coming out from her wound. But the latter chickened away.
Friction stood there, dumbfounded.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" chanted Ebony, and with a flick of her wand, Friction was instantly lifted up from the ground.
"I thought we're a team!" screamed Friction as she flung her arms around.
"Shut the fuk up, poser!"
Friction was lifted up to the pegasus above.
"Good call!" exclaimed the girl in a orange shirt. She turned to Friction, whose face turned white. "Take this," she said and handed her a trident.
"Why me?" whined the brunette.
But without a second word, the pegasus flew near the ground of enemy territory.
"Go!" she said, pushing Friction off the saddle.
"You've gotta be kidding me," she said, as she regained her balance, only to find out she was surrounded by her enemies.
One of the enemies grew larger and furrier, as her clothes were torn apart. Two others followed, all three stared at Friction like she was their next meal. They were bitches, literally...
"Oh my gods!" panicked the ombre haired girl.
Two other girls lashed out at her, ready to suck her blood.
"Ah!" screamed Friction, flinging the trident around. The vampires fell onto the ground.
But then, the werewolves started lashing out at her.
Just as the werewolves were about to bite her, three ball gags dropped into their mouthes.
"Oops!" smiled the girl in red lipstick nervously.
Friction ran and ran, eventually going back to her allies. As she stopped for a rest, she realized that Yui was sitting in the corner, as chill as a cucumber.
"SAILOR SOL, MAKEUP!" yelled Sol, holding up a golden pen.
Seconds later, Sol was wearing a yellow Sailor Scout uniform, holding a staff and ready to attack.
Her allies (except Ebony) all stared at her in awe.
"DEUS EX MACHINA!" yelled Sol on top of her lungs, and directed her staff to her enemies.
Just as a beam of light was coming out from her staff, ready to kill all her enemies, a golden arrow broke the beam of light, rendering it useless.
Everyone turned to the source of the arrow. It lead to a handsome man with golden blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes and tanned skin.
"Marty Stu?" muttered Friction.
"Apollo?" muttered the ombre haired girl.
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Mary Sue Reform School (Sequel to Not Like Other Girls)
Humor**CURRENTLY REWRITING** Normally, bad protagonists like our main heroine Friction are going to be sent to Mary Sue prison and never see the light of day for at least a millennium. But her merciful author has decided to give this misguided young lady...