(Completed (mainly) The DSAF'S Book Of Randomness 2

Dave Reacts

AN- This was requested by AKA_DOGGO. They wanted me to do Dave's reactions to Jack's funny and childish antics. So I decided to make it into a react channel. Hope this sufficies! By the way, sorry it took so long.

*ENTER AWESOME INTRO CAUSE I'M TO UNCREATIVE TO MAKE ONE*

"Oh shit waddup old sports! Today we're going to be reacting to some of the funny and childish things my partner in crime did while I was in the bunny costume! Now some of you may be asking, how did I get the footage for all of this?" Dave shrugs. "I don't know! I wasn't recording him, so... Hmm. Actually, how did we get the footage?" Edit of the editor (aka Vincent) shrugging his shoulders. "Oh well! Let's start!"

DSAF'S 1

Office Conversation

Jack: I stole a stick of gum once...
He says in a guilty tone.
Steven: How do you sleep at night?!

Dave begins to laugh. "He told me that story, and sounded extremely guilty. Ahh, good times."

Prize Corner

Jack: Matt, you will die a fucking virgin.
Matt: YES.

Dave rolls his eyes, smiling. "See! Even a newbie can tell how virgin Matt is!

Show Stage

Jack: *tweaking Freddy's music box to rickroll everyone.*

Dave begins to laugh. "O-Oh my God, I-I remember that! It was awesome, Steven was so pissed!"

Pirate's Cove

Jack: *Breaks The Salad Bar since he can't eat the salad.*

Dave laughs. "Peter and Steven still used to tell him he couldn't eat it, but quit after they lost 11 salad bars."

Doing A Flip To Prove His Dominance

Dave begins to wheeze. Once he calms down he wipes away a tear. "I still can't believe that idiot did that! I remember asking him about it, he said it was worth the springlocks in his organs."

DSAF'S 2

First Room

Peter: What are you doing here?!
Jack: I'm pregnant, Foxy's the father.

Dave growls. "I remember getting so jealous when I first heard that. And I still am."

Messing with BB

"I mean, what the hell was Fazbear thinking when they made that? It's not like anyone actually likes it."

(There's probably more I'm forgetting, but I'm too lazy 😅)

DSAF'S 3

Salad Bar

J:Please tell me I can't eat the salad.
H:What? Sir, it's your restaurant. You can eat the salad if you want! J:Employee please... It's not the same. You have to tell me I can't eat the salad. Or I can't eat it.
H:Sir, that's... Really strange.
J:SAY "YOU CAN'T EAT THE SALAD EMPLOYEE!" LIKE MY OLD BOSS USED TO SAY!"
H:Sir...
J:SAY YOU CAN'T EAT THE SALAD EMPLOYEE!
H:I... Fine. You can't eat the salad employee...?
J:FUCK YOU I'M EATING THE SALAD! ALL OF IT! NOBODY ELSE GETS ANY! AND YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH ME EAT IT!
He then proceeds to eat all of it in a disgusting way.

Dave begins to die of laughter. "O-Oh my God!! Hahahaha! W-Why am I n-not surprised!"

"Oh yeah, by the way people have suggested you react to this as well." "And that is?"

Vincent turns on a video of Jack singing about Dave to a picture of him in a suit on his wall.

Jack burst into the room with an extremely red face. "D-don't watch it!" Vincent smirks. "Too late." Jack proceeds to pull out a chainsaw and begins to chase him with it. "SHITSHITSHIT! BROCALMYOURBOYFRIEND!" "Nah I'm good." He turns back to the camera. "Thank you guys so much for watching! Please check out my other videos and subscribe if you haven't already! See you later my colored folk!"

AN- I don't know why, but I had so much trouble with this one, and it wasn't as good as I thought it'd be. Hope you still enjoyed!