(Completed (mainly) The DSAF'S Book Of Randomness 2

A Guard's Life, Meet Inexperienced Writing Part 1

AN- A Guard's Life belongs to Lucarioishere, I seriously suggest checking out their stories if you haven't already. They are awesome. Also, spoilers if you haven't read A Guard's Life and Half Alive. This is before the first pizzaria is burnt down in A Guard's Life, and is before the book Half Alive starts. Let's say... a year or 2 before? Anyways, enjoy!

Warning
Swearing (Why do I even bother putting this up-)
Mention of injuries
A very slight panic attack
Dave is going to be a yandere- Is that a warning?

A bunch of other shit is going to happen later, and if you've read Half Alive you know how dark this is going to get.

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Mike was rather confused on what the hell was happening in front of him.

There was an orange man with orange hair covering most of his eyes and neck, and the same eyes as Old Sport in an alley, shaking at the sight of him. He had on a ripped jacket, ripped khakis, and beat up dress shoes. He was short as hell, covered in injuries, and thin. Like, REALLY thin. He had just come out here to get a break from his insane coworkers. But, now he's just even more confused. Mike... didn't exactly know what to do. Mike walked up to the male. "Uh, who are you?"

He flinched harshly, backing up further into the corner. "P-P-Ple-ease d-d-don't-"

"Can you answer me?" The male just stayed quiet. Now let it be known, Mike was already extremely pissed off because of Dave. So, when he wouldn't answer him, he kind of lost it. "For fucking fuck's sake can you please explain what is happening?!"

The slight yelling scared him worse, making him hyperventilate. Mike sat down, feeling slightly guilty. Why would he have said that?! He was already obviously in bad shape, yet he had to keep on being a dick. Mike took in a deep breath.

"Uh, calm down. I'm... not going to hurt you. I didn't mean to scare you. Everything is alright." The male seemed to be calming down slightly. "You're safe, at least for now."

He noticed his uneven breathing. "Alright, you've gotta breathe with me. In.... Out..."

He kept repeating until he eventually calmed down. "I'm sorry about that, I freaked out a bit. I'm... going to get closer to you. Is that alright?" The male thought for a second, before slowly nodding, his knees up to his chest and tears still in his eyes.

Mike slowly walked over to him. He took a better look at him. He was injured worse than he thought. Both of his legs looked broken, his arms were probably in just as bad shape. "I'm... going to touch you now. Is that alright?"

The male bit his lip and shut his eyes tightly, nodding. Mike put his hand on his head, which made the small one flinch. Mike waited till he calmed down to awkwardly pat his head, remembering that Jeremy quite enjoyed whenever he did it. The small OS leaned into the touch happily. 'Touched starved.' He thought. With the harsh flinch, and how surprised he looked at the positivity of the touch, he could definitely tell.

"You alright now?" "...Y-Y-Yeah..."

"Alright, what's your name?"
Jack stayed silent for a second, before answering "...Y-You can c-call me Jack..."

"It's nice to meet you Jack, name's Mike. What are you doing out here?" "I-I... don't k-know, where a-am I?"

"You're outside the Freddy's Pizzaria in Colorado."

"A F-Freddy's in... C-Colorado? H-How? ....W-Wait, what y-year is it?" "Uh, 1990? Duh?"

Jack's eyes widened. '1990? But it's almost 2000... Wait. Dave had told me that Henry had studied different universes before... Was he onto something? Did I somehow...'