(Completed (mainly) The DSAF'S Book Of Randomness 2

Here Have Some Headcannons

My brain has shut off except for headcannons, so here you go.

Jack/Old Sport

I know that DirectDoggo said that he's Pan, but I just can't help but see him as gay. He is mainly a sub, but could be dom in one or two ships. He has depression, it developed after his parents car crash. He used to cut but Dave got him to stop. If he's having any thoughts he goes straight to Dave. He just has to give him a single look and Dave will immediately drop everything to cuddle with him and tell him good things about himself. Huge tsundere.

Peter/ Bakersfield Phone Guy

I used to see Peter as heteroflexible, now I see him as Pan. He is protective, gets jealous easily, and is pretty oblivious. Dom, i just see him ad Dom.

Dee/Marionette

Dee is lesbian and polyam. She is a switch. I used to think she was raped by Henry, but now it's just she was touched in a wrong way accidentally.

William/Dave

Dave is bi, and has painted the top half of his body pink and the bottom half blue for a pride parade. He isn't insane most of the time, but if someone messes with his family then oh boy, good luck.

Michael/ Vincent

Michael, or Vincent, isn't Dave's son. He is his brother. Both of them changed their names after their parents abandoned them, not wanting anything to do with them. They were seperated in the orphanage. He is bi and a switch, but mainly dom.

Steven/ Colorado Phone Guy

Steven is anxious, depressed, and honestly just needs some sleep. He has anger issues, which is probably canon. He is bi and definitely a sub. After his parents died he got stuck with his homophobic and abusive uncle, who brought down his self esteem and convinced him that he's the reason his parents died. He had a boyfriend, but he died of heartbreak once Steven didn't recognize him. His name was Charlie.

Mike

Mike is a dom and Heteroflexible. He was the bite of 87. His parents died from an heredity disease, so he became cold and developed trust issues. Worked at Utah after Jack. He is definitely a tsundere as well, not as big as Jack though.

Jeremy

Jeremy is a sub (obviously) and gay. His mother died giving birth to him. His father started drinking and blaming Jeremy. He also was a hardcore christian, so we can figure how that went.

Matt

Matt is panromantic and a submissive. Well, he was a dom in his relationship with his wife, but otherwise. He isn't as creepy as he may seem, he had a lot of shit happen to him. If you want more of my headcannon for his backstory, read Matt The Eccedentesiast. And, he is an Eccedentesiast (someone who hides behind a smile) and genophobic (scared of sexual activity). He has 3 kids, all adopted.

Harry

Harry is Queer and dom. He is anxious when it comes to his job, otherwise he's really not. He is extremely overprotective of Matt, can be flirty sometimes, and is rather chill. Same thing, if you want to know more about his backstory read Matt The Eccedentesiast.

Jake

Jake is Bi and dom. He is a father figure to most, and makes sure everyone is ok. He is pretty chill as well, and doesn't much care what others say. His parents are divorced and not alive, while his little sister died from cancer.

Roger

Roger is gay and a sub, i don't think he can physically be dom. He has an older brother in the military that he barely remembers. He talks very softly, and is a bean. He definitely has social anxiety.

AN- There you go, hope this suffices